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Gotta admit. This is pretty accurate.

28.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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28.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*SQUEALING NOISES* they're so cute I can't! 😭

28.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You fit in a tub? Well we'll just have to fix that 😈

27.09.2025 08:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭

23.09.2025 14:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a young boy is sitting in a chair with his mouth open . ALT: a young boy is sitting in a chair with his mouth open .

22.09.2025 20:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What is the neat?! :O

19.09.2025 19:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

05.09.2025 17:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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05.09.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both " ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both "

22.08.2025 16:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I swear to piss if this invention sells... Everything will be different. I'm going to be able to prove the teachers wrong, the bullies wrong (although most of them are either in jail or living off their families so I'm already ahead hey 🤣) and even family members wrong. I just need more bloody time

18.08.2025 12:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a smiley face with the word fat written on it ALT: a smiley face with the word fat written on it

Lies. You don't need a chair.

01.08.2025 15:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They did this with TV and radio. But we're not about to let that happen here. 😡

29.07.2025 04:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

naaaaab ti--ZZZZzzzzzzz

29.07.2025 00:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭

28.07.2025 04:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't get me started on Displayport handshakes. That pisses me tf off. 😡 Makes me want to eat the entirety of a taco stand.

27.07.2025 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

>.>

27.07.2025 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a LOUD ass horn too I'll let them have it 🤣

24.07.2025 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

24.07.2025 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Blessed to make payments for 8 years on a base model X1 🤣

24.07.2025 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He'd be Penguin. 😎

11.07.2025 16:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly it's getting to the point of if someone said "I'll pay you a million dollars to leave" I'd fucking LEAVE. 🙄

27.06.2025 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ICE needs to be dismantled. They're hiring unhinged assholes that'll shoot a guy just taking a picture. 🙄

19.06.2025 22:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The looters are NOT protesters.

12.06.2025 09:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The GOP would gun down Jesus for being a "dangerous radical terrorist" saying he was holding a weapon. (it would be a staff)

10.06.2025 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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30.05.2025 06:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"you will be a slave and you'll enjoy it" I fully expect them to remove any minimum wage laws 🙄

16.05.2025 23:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You got the sedan or hatchback? I was thinking about getting one last year but went with a Volvo S90 and I was thinking about getting another set of wheels for it but they're all SO expensive 😤

15.05.2025 11:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

14.05.2025 20:48 — 👍 47 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 1

This is an EXCELLENT point 🤌🤌

14.05.2025 23:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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