Sam “Seamus” Bowman

Sam “Seamus” Bowman

@codeofsammurabi.bsky.social

Australian | 27 | Metal | Dungeon Synth | Philosophy | Ex-Flamboyant Nightmare | Aspiring Doom Wizard | Goat

106 Followers 173 Following 104 Posts Joined Feb 2025
3 days ago

Describing a lot of modern power metal as slopcore is what I so desperately needed today.
Thank you. Your wisdom is not lost on me.

But beware of becoming that with which you have sought to destroy, Alicia. (Imagine me saying this in some grizzly old wizard voice).

3 0 1 0
1 week ago
Threads thread:

thriller_instinct 3d
Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
- 254
Q 3.1K
G 28
746
corporateash 18h
•••
My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
852
Q62
G6
72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

20,809 4,427 767 1,142
1 week ago

Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius on the PC. I would get to Area 51, and the van that homes in on your location to take you out of the base frightened child me. Then the level after, being chased by the aliens? Bugger that. Horrifying.
I would love to revisit it as an adult just to laugh my way through now.

0 0 0 0
1 week ago
Preview
New Blood's 12 Year Anniversary Giveaway IT'S OUR 12 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! WE'VE AGED LIKE THE FINEST WHISKEY CELEBRATE WITH US, DRINKS ARE ON US! If nobody else got you? You know New Blood got you 1st Prize: 1 MEGA NEW BLOOD MERCH PACK, NEW BLO...

Wouldn't be a NEW BLOOD ANNIVERSARY without an anniversary GIVEAWAY 🎉

First place this time?! A MEGA merch pack featuring brand new plushies, New Blood games for LIFE, plus we'll make a donation to @makeawishintl.bsky.social in YOUR NAME!

Repost + Follow + Enter to win NOW gleam.io/q97Ho/the-ne...

457 1,389 17 7
2 weeks ago
Post image

Dungeons of DUSK demo available on Steam buff.ly/TGUYIuf

334 897 4 3
2 weeks ago
YouTube
ULTRAKILL - LAYER 8: FRAUD - OUT NOW YouTube video by New Blood Interactive

TRUST NO THING.
NOT YOUR EYES.
NOT YOUR HEART.

ULTRAKILL: LAYER 8: FRAUD is OUT NOW

youtu.be/FM6L_CjR5ZE?...

707 1,390 8 18
2 weeks ago
Post image Post image

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

New Blood teams with Make-A-Wish International, will donate 10% of all anniversary sale revenue to children with critical illnesses ♥️

1,015 1,470 7 17
2 weeks ago
YouTube
Blood West: Scavengers - Intro Cinematic YouTube video by New Blood Interactive

New name, bigger game.

Endless West is now Blood West: Scavengers!

Live, Loot, Die, Live Again.

Watch the intro cinematic and wishlist NOW:

youtu.be/sXsfZLC75CE?...

408 1,304 3 3
2 weeks ago
Post image

The New Blood 12 Year Anniversary Sale is now LIVE across Steam, GOG, Xbox, Switch and PlayStation

Get our biggest deals on games and brand new merch!

We've aged like a fine whiskey.

So CHEERS to 12 YEARS of New Blood's Finely Aged Double Barrel Interactive Entertainment 🥂

718 1,426 4 4
2 weeks ago

I wanna shake their hands.

0 0 0 0
2 weeks ago

YOU - “What's it like to miss someone?”

TOMMY LE HOMME - “What's it *like*? Good. And bad. An ache that brings you joy.” He smiles warmly. “I think of them a lot. I dream up these silly scenarios, in great detail. Of living with them... it comforts me.”

122 31 0 0
1 month ago

HYPED! Fuggin’ LOVE Epic Doom. You know I will be following this with GREAT interest!

1 0 0 0
1 month ago

Introduce yourself as 5 concerts you’ve been to (not including ones I’ve worked or played):

Pallbearer
Rotting Christ
Mortiis
Blind Guardian
King Dude

1 0 0 0
2 months ago
4,658 1,242 88 3
2 months ago

Mmm. Them too.

0 0 0 0
2 months ago

Mmm.

0 0 2 0
2 months ago

ALHAMDULILLAH, DEFENDERS OF THE IRON WALL!

4 0 0 0
3 months ago

G’day from a land down under.

I hope this helps make up for your untimely regression into French.

1 0 1 0
3 months ago

PALE SWORDSMAN OUGH

2 0 0 0
4 months ago

We’ve a lot more in common than I would have initially given us credit for.

1 0 0 0
5 months ago

@caitliwinx.bsky.social I hope it honours you to know that you were the first person I thought of when I saw this.

2 0 1 0
5 months ago

You're not allowed to leave before your time. No self selecting out before the one that's inevitably coming.

You have to stay

You have to live

And you have to try

It doesn't have to be graceful

Or poetic or artistic or ideal

Your life isn't a movie

It's real

You just need to be here

158 41 1 0
5 months ago

Thanks, Fiadh. I genuinely needed this today.

1 0 0 0
6 months ago

Half-Life 3.
Half-Life 3.

2 0 0 0
6 months ago
Post image Post image Post image

Highlight of my year: getting called onstage at my favourite venue to sing my favourite song with King Dude.

4 0 0 0
6 months ago

Reverend Bizarre speaks to me on many levels.

0 0 0 0
7 months ago

That’s not funny.

I may be chortling like an imbecile, but it’S NOT FUNnY.

2 0 0 0
7 months ago

Starts with G and ends with A Y…

… Gay?

2 0 2 0
7 months ago

I called out and corrected this too in We Pretend It’s Bronze Age Internet. I had to decline this meme so many times for being inaccurate.

0 0 0 0
7 months ago

Look, if you can projectile vomit onto the fascists, and it’s a win-win.

2 0 1 0