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It is now, err, happy Monday, that is.

Working out to @hyphyphurray.bsky.social’s Locked Muscle Boy Loop makes me feel both stronger and dumber at the same time. Something about cage on brain off, whatever that means. Now that I’m done working out, watching the Good Dumb Dog Spiral seems smart 😵‍💫🐶😳 Right?

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Woof!

Who’s in ATL and wants to play Monday afternoon?

Check your dm’s Daddy

I can!

Filling with cannoli cream? You’re leaving such a big opening for a joke about what else you like to fill.

Who else is having @withamwoods.bsky.social withdrawal? If a tree falls in the woods, but nobody is there, did it cause a bottom to get noisy?

Somehow you fell off my feed… glad youre back on it.

controlling @bricklocked.bsky.social fuck machine, 10 reposts and i’ll post a clip 🥵

Two dates. Seriously, bullet def dodged.

Sigh. Crete. Take me back.

Repost if you want to get your face in my #pits #pitpig

Morning. Repost if you’re a good boy

Good boys know how to bounce on my dick!

Sexy

How about Monday for lunch.

I want that.

Airquotes “forgot”

Happy *every* day to that!

Like Quiznos.

I’ll be your sauna buddy.

😂

Oooh. You’re driving an ID.4. I’d know that window control anywhere.

Need a collar like that on me.

Repost if you want a ride.

I volunteer as your tribute. Woof!

A wolf in hot sheep’s clothing

Inspired, for sure.