I bet they’ll think twice before trying to get in my bedroom again! #adulting #relatable #funny

Maybe a little too advanced for my little guy. It slaps tho. 🔥 #parenting #kids #netflix #kidsshow #counting #education

Why is it so embarrassing?! #adulting #groceryshopping #toiletpaper #kroger #relatable #funny

But hey, that’s off my To Do List for the day! #chores #laundry #dirtyclothes #adulting #dadlife

Not on my watch. Not. On my. Watch!!

You know, those classic hits from the 1900’s. #40andover #cleaning #dadlife

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." -Jack Handy

Elvis Presley would have been 88 years old today. Happy birthday King!
I know many others are like me and celebrate this day with as much enthusiasm as we do with Cinco De Mayo, so just a reminder to celebrate responsibly. #dontdrinkanddrive #elvispresley #kingofrocknroll #elvis #dontdodrugs

Anybody else forget to check their kid’s lunchbox when they came home for Winter Break 2 1/2 weeks ago, and just now found what I think used to be a half eaten sandwich? No? Just me? Okay then
#dadlife
#parenting
#kids
#winterbreak

You might want to write this down. #lifehack

New year, same me.

Kids are great. Right up until the age where they have an opinion about what they wear.

Right on time! #dadlife #christmas #xmas #💩 #coffee

Moms on Christmas Part 2 with all the dad stuff I missed apparently 🤣 #dadlife #momlife #christmas

I got my 11yo to understand fractions enough to pass his math test!

Wallet with:
Library Card
$1
Car Insurance Card
Health Insurance Card
Dental Insurance Card
DL
Grocery coupon

Reading glasses
AA battery
A rock my kid found
Used tissue
iPhone
Pocket knife
Temp tattoo of Optimus Prime
Bandaids
Random LEGO piece

Finally something to look forward to

Choices, choices. #grinch

We all play a part. #momlife #dadlife #christmas #xmas

This is the most unfun game of broken telephone I’ve ever played. #dadlife #parenthood #teen #relatable #funny

Confession Of A Dad. Not me. Some other dad. I just found this on the Internet #dadlife