mitch mitchell

i bought a watch and 3 wall clocks, and now i’m addicted to knowing what time it is

really happy for you!! <3

he also said “she needs to go through a breakup so she can make a good album again”

i told my dad, a swiftie, about the post saying taylor is the first person to contract CTE sexually, and he thought that was extremely funny

my mom just said “and i got on this website Blue Sky?” and the kill bill sirens went off in my head while she was saying “but i cant figure it out”

that’s a really good point

she literally might not listen to secular music tho

i wonder if my detrans ex who became a born-again / pray-away-the-gay christian is a swiftie

last night was a screenshot of dana scully fr

mayor brandon johnson meet me at the playground (where our kids can no longer play safely) at 3 pm for an ass kicking

not many realize this, but if you put peanut butter on an oreo, it becomes a protein bar

that tweet that’s like “does your cat think you’re its mom or the government” — felix thinks he’s my landlord, and pepsie thinks i’m HER cat

silent hill id like to fuck

aww ☺️ well i received it but at what cost 🤨

does anyone remember how i developed a large bruise on the back of my head?

my boyfriend matt was telling me about a fictional show about midwives and nuns saving people post-WW2, and suddenly he was crying and was like “these women were just so strong” while i held him and comforted him

little miss is a good name

completely agree

once i walked into a room and jen quickly shut his computer, and i was like “lol what were you looking at?” and he said very seriously and earnestly “documents”

pepsie wakes up every day and says time to run around and scream at mama

I’m soooooo excited for my new show which will be featured on Chicago Public Access CanTV!!

me inhaling instagram fumes instead of sleeping at 2:40 am: hell i’ll follow charo on instagram. sure

hi mary good evening

i simply love to be in a geodesic dome full of plants

we went to the Mitch Mitch Mitchell Park Domes

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the spirit of portlandia is alive in milwaukee

seeing a woman and thinking “is she trans or just really beautiful”