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Nemesia: Look, we've been having a lot of fun but I'm afraid that if you want to take things to the next level, relationship-wise, you're going to have to have sex with my seven evil exes. Honk: Like, at the same time? Nemesia: If that's how you want to do it, sure.

If You Wanna Be My Lover, You Gotta Get With My Friends: a comic that’s definitely not just a riff on Scott Pilgrim
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update : wore the branch from Athena's tree as a laurel and visited a very special altar

September 11 makes that ten times funnier

gwb learning about 911 faceswapped with turtle man dana carvey from master of disguise

ppl who followed me bc of a bad post when they hear i made another even worse post than that one

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watch mr robot you dumb stupid motherfucker

get a load of magic the gathering over here

Shes a lesbian!?

Starting a new, worse, protestantism for cats called Jellicalvinism.

I saw one at the Parthenon today

Oh no I mean that in a friend way. I post 40% to upset @brainmage.bsky.social and it absolutely improves my batting average.

You give good advice!

N'awww 💖

You can also pick a couple you're deliberately trying to upset & cause psychic harm to

Noble, majestic, really fast?

Ohhhh ok

This is just plain untrue

You know that's right, cher

Oh picnic is amazing. Also Talk To Me

F2f?

Tell me sime of them please

wizard pony

I did but I waa hoping to top up while im here

Oh shit

Yeah you definitely should, I doubt the co-worker had any idea

idk you make up a lot of shit about trans people, that probably more annoying

Genuinely I do think the Discover feed needs to make it clear that these posters didnt ask to be here.

Every hostile freak from discover has been behaving like it's my fault they saw my post

Funnily enough they are *exceptionally* dumb

OH MY GOD

She's either trolling, functionally illiterate, or got told to say that by a staffer.

seppos need to cut that shit out

My great grandmother was Irish but you dont see me embarrassing myself about it