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DO NOT PLAY IN THE FLOOD WATER
DO NOT TAKE LITTLE TASTES OF THE FLOOD WATER

Lena A note from the author You can now buy this story as part of my collection, Valuable Humans in Transit and Other Stories. This collection also includes a sequel story, titled "Driver". This articl...

One of my favorite meditations on this is Lena by @qntm.org (qntm.org/mmacevedo) where achieving digital uploading is an utter horror story

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We exist in a time when a bunch of people expect us all to just LARP along with their little fanfictions about the way reality is shaped.

Now you get to translate them twice!

I'm getting my covid shot tomorrow on Halloween. Istg if this one isn't successful in giving me mutant powers I might as well give up at this point 😔

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(I mean same tbh...)

Phrasing 😂😂😂

Oh yeah I can see it

JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵

Omg I adore your OC, they look neat!

Ngl while I was turning this over in my head I was absolutely thinking about Xue Yang during part of it. Namely him being both of these and Songxiao each providing a different aspect as a dom (either combo works honestly, because these are such versatile blorbos)

There's absolutely a reason I describe my cooking skills as "defensive" lmao. I do actually enjoy food culture/history, and sometimes enjoy the craft of cooking if I have bandwidth, but like 80% of my skills boil down to: I would like to not die and also maybe not be sad while not dying

I actually DID think it was pretty cool overall, but definitely had a healthy and realistic understanding after lmao

My brother is ~10 years younger than me, and it's a running joke that the reason I broke my family's "curse" of young/unplanned pregnancy is because I got to be in the delivery room

One of the right wing's top cultural initiatives was trying to destroy the idea that assholery deserves shame and we'll have to reverse that. "I'm just expressing an opinion I'm entitled to." Ok but you're an asshole. "I'm simply doing a business practice that technically isn't illegal." Ok. Asshole

Thought that won't leave me alone today apparently: submissive like a working dog needing to have a task vs. submissive like being made to hold still and take it

✨ back to work girlboss your ugly ceo needs more $ to invest in the AI bubble ✨

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Vampire Shibari Set

Don’t Remove the Gag, You Didn’t Listen, New pet

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#art

Cat running for office: But we're going to get rid of the humans because they've been treating us very badly. And our bowls will be full in the morning- perhaps fuller than ever before

Ok but the inverse is also extremely funny. Imagining a knight saying "time to don my PPE" while gearing up for a joust

tired: “PPE”

wired: “armor”

My mom was obsessed with him a while back. I remember seeing a clip once of him showing what was in chicken nuggets to kids and then being flabbergasted that they still wanted to eat them after, and immediately knew he was an absolute wanker who did not understand how people work

making a new restaurant type called Some Of What You Can Eat Buffet, where you pay a flat amount for "all you can eat", but for every item you order on a given round, I roll a d20 on the table, and if it ever lands on 1, I just bring you the bill.

Photo of a large pumpkin with a drawing of a flea carved into the surface. It's illuminated from with in a dark room to reveal the flea image.

This year's jack o'lantern for the cats: The Flea.

Love these mummy and ghost bao. Can we just call them bao (bao means "bun" already). It's like "chai tea" all over again.

One of our common corpo speak taglines here is "all in on AI" and it feels so goddamn on the nose for how much of a desperate gamble this all is

Oh *excellent* choice