HeathcliffNull

HeathcliffNull

@heathcliffnull.bsky.social

I remove Heathcliff from Heathcliff so you don't have to.

544 Followers 92 Following 3,162 Posts Joined Sep 2023
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Without extremists no progress is possible. There needs to be somebody who is unhinged to make anything happen.

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I'm not superstitious in any way. Black cats cross my path everyday because I have black cats. But if a cat was that big I would definitely not feel good about my future.

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I don't know if you heard or not, but the president said he wasn't going to sign any bills until Congress passed that whole voter ID thing with a bunch of extra stipulations that aren't in either the Senate or House version.

The president is playing 1D checkers. He doesn't know that if the president doesn't sign a bill into law after 10 days, then it automatically becomes law. He can veto to attempt to ensure it doesn't go through. But he can't just sit on it. Because sitting on it automatically passes it. 

Our president is a moron.

The extra stipulations mentioned here include anti-trans stuff.

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We need a little box that sits between the console and the TV that properly blurs the image to simulate a CRT.

I know when I plugged an Atari into a 720p 41 inch TV that everything was too crisp.

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@nancycomics.bsky.social

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Chili cheese fries

Corporate freezer fries. Wolf Brand Chili. Cheddar.

Cost per person: $5.50

Cost to make it from scratch would be about half that.

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2 days ago

But a Brady Bunch is nine. So this invalidates your theory.

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2 days ago

I don't like this because I'm drunk and an alcoholic and I know I would be way more competent than he is.

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2 days ago

I'm just here because it's a reference to how long a fortnite is.

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If I had to name a president that Trump is the most like I would say Woodrow Wilson. He promised to keep us out of a war and didn't. Was the most racist president when noticing racism had became a thing. Would be considered a Democrat by today's standards but was actually a Republican. Loved tariffs. Extremely xenophobic. 

The difference is that Trump is no Woodrow Wilson. He's so much worse.
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Bevdan Bridge was built in 1926 and is currently crumbling into Flat Creek. Some call it Crybaby Bridge. There are a number of unofficial Crybaby bridges around the country with various reasons given for the name. In fact there is a whole wiki dedicated to the life of bridges with that nickname. Bevdan Bridge is not listed there. 

For me Bevdan Bridge is just a really good hundred year old bridge that is decaying and being absorbed into the earth and water every time a fallen tree gets washed up against its supports. But it needed something. What good is a ruined bridge without a troll under it? 

I see this drawing as a rough draft. I need to do it at least 4x the current size to get all the details in. But sometimes done is better than pending. 

If you go to the bridge say hello to Bevdan the troll. He asks for no trouble or tribute.

100 year old Bevdan Bridge with local troll. Details in alt text.

Micron pens, A5
#drawing #penandink #fantasyart

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Bacon, cucumber, tomato sandwiches

Cucumber is better than lettuce on a BLT.

Cost per person, $5.10
8 oz of bacon per person.

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For 15 years I was 6’2” 135 pounds. Walking skeleton. Too many fetish people hitting me up. Turned 30 gained 50 pounds and looked healthy. Too many "tall, dark hansom" people hitting me up. Gained another 30. Too many "tall, gray and autistic" people hitting me up.

It never ends. Find your niche.

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Why would it exist if it couldn't?

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Consent matters

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It's always a hard edit when the titular character is the main source of action in the comic.

I started this project because orange cat is largely irrelevant to the punchline. But then, rarely, things like this happen.

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5 days ago

While the edit is technically correct it doesn't offer a subtextual strategy for getting people to admit they are supporting treason.

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If you see someone supporting a third term for Trump without calling for an amendment to the Constitution ask them if they would support a third term even if no amendment was passed. If they say yes then you know they support treason and not America.

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Hungry men create lunch times.

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5 days ago

Everyone laughed at the Biden administration for saying that price increases would just be temporary.
"transitory" fuel cost increases by the Trump administration is the same thing and just as laughable.

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Pizza and salad

She wanted salad with pizza.
I wanted pizza with salad.

I wanted to use up the last of the anchovies from the anchovy butter. She hates anchovies.

Total cost is $11 but there is a price per person asymmetry so it's not $5.50 per person.

#cooking

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Is Tyler Durden in Iran?

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