Melody Watson

On Mighty Wheels (real ones know)

oh no

and you are right not to do so

the cover of SUZI, with art by robbi burns. a woman lying down with metal pipes extending from her body, and a dismissive/sad look at the viewer. her pose is a reference to the Sleeping Hermaphroditus

coming soon: SUZi, a new TTRPG about sex robots! everyone starts with the same character, you play a solo game with lifepaths to figure out how you broke free, and then you work together to stay safe from humanity and eventually transcend the limitations of form
(art by @robbiaburns.bsky.social)

*smashing the table* GIVE US THE JUICE

this is the maximum emotion my face can muster at this point

im so sick of seeing slogans like "trans rights are human rights" or "we exist". put something cool on your t shirt like "i will fucking kill you you pussy bitch"

the real power move is flirting by talking about lancer

artemis is out! learn how to flirt with a spaceship (a chair), learn how to make out with a thruster (table)

stupid little pig games

announcing: my itch.io of weird and erotic games is back. for now, im bringing back Kirigami Dominatrix Display Simulator, a game of D/s sex and cutting paper.

find me at Stupid Little Pig Games

stupidlittlepiggames.itch.io

Dollhouse Drama and Expansions - Collection by Owl Knight Games, by Jennifer Adcock A collection by Owl Knight Games, by Jennifer Adcock

MAYBE NOW IS THE TIME THE GAME RANDOMLY POPS OFF AND EVERYONE DECIDES TO CHECK IT OUT AND DISCOVER THAT THEY LOVE IT BECAUSE IT'S VERY GOOD, WHO KNOWS itch.io/c/5515377/do...

Doom bathroom on Zillow

DOOM BATHROOM ON ZILLOW

www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

It's really funny that at one point culture had to pretend that glasses don't make people look hotter. Hey foureyes you have an angel's face your heavenly gaze framed by glass as if it were art

the world we want is inevitable

The Old Kingdom series, obvs. 😘

Thanks! It's a little difficult to read cos it's quite small and has gotten blurrier as it fades, but here it is. 😊

Спутник-1! Well, a technical diagram of it.

one day i will discover The Secret and i'm going to be so goddamn relaxed

this is so real

I did get surgery tho. may have overdone it slutting around taking selfies instead of lying down whoops

A photo of a woman wearing glasses, a dark grey shirt and makeup trying her best to look like she has two brain cells to rub together

what up, i got the surgery that makes you a bimbo but then it turns out that's not a thing?? can't believe i still have to have complex concerns and desires UGH

❗AUSTRALIA❗

We are pleased to confirm that Worthy of the Event by your own Vivian Blaxell is:

IN 😀
STORES 👊
NOW 🏁

Appreciate your patience 🙏 Available wherever books are sold, but if it's all the same to you, perhaps you'd like to purchase at Hares and Hyenas, Naarm/Melbourne's LGBTQ+ bookshop? 👇

It took many hours of hard graft and much blood spilled into the thirsty black soil, but the PDF is finally out! Happy Harvest Day all - pray you are not the one whose blood must be spilled, but the one to hold the knife!

I'm fucking thrilled, the game looks gorgeous, and I'm thriving!!!

Harvest The people of a remote British island have carved out a good life, far from the churning of industry and the march of imperialism. Yet their paradise comes at a price. Life must be paid for in death. ...

Possum Creek is proud to release Harvest, a new folk horror Belonging Outside Belonging TTRPG based on Midsommar and The Wicker Man
warehouse23.com/products/har...

to mark trans history week, I want to showcase some of the best recent work that's been published in medieval and early modern trans studies; most of it is open access, so you can freely download and read it without access to an institutional library. 🏳️‍⚧️🧵

there is no self, there is only you by Geostatonary a game of being broken and put back together

Good girl. Bad girl. Whatever. She'll thank you for it, unless that's not what you like.

[Tintoy voice] good game design is when you get a good girl at the end.

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💖💖💖 honestly a not insignificant part of it is getting the camera angle just right and making my eyes go REAL big. the rest is i think a kind of sorcery that i accidentally wrested from a great power of the old worlds that i understand not and that will one day destroy me

local bimbos are visiting IKEAS in your area....... NOW