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Colby Keller, asleep, wearing winter clothing and under a blanket while riding on transit (bus? train?); his mouth is slightly open (snoring?).

Colby Keller, asleep, wearing winter clothing and under a blanket while riding on transit (bus? train?); his mouth is slightly open (snoring?).

Good night, sweet prince,
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest
(Coldby Keller in repose [see what I did there?])

09.02.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How โ€˜bout this - you watch, Iโ€™ll jack you. Deal?

08.02.2026 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe it was the Guthrie kidnapper, and there are fingerprints in your bedroom!

08.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A masked intruder perhaps?

08.02.2026 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your scene with Jonah is wonderful, natural, and fun. You are now my spirit animal.

07.02.2026 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of Colby Keller and Carter Dane kissing  -Cockyboys video from 2016

A photo of Colby Keller and Carter Dane kissing -Cockyboys video from 2016

Woh, 10 years ago. Seems like just last night. -from Cockyboys 2016

07.02.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*those books

06.02.2026 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I look forward to viewing your scene with Jonah. I like the way your name encompasses both alliteration and rhyme. Those increase your work skills.

06.02.2026 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sean Zevran gives a good seductive look.

05.02.2026 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donโ€™t let the Epstein files story die. Ignore the distractions. Release ALL the Epstein files, redacted according to the law.
-per Aaron Parnas (pictured)

04.02.2026 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There comes a point when a man must refuse to answer to his leader if he is also to answer to his own conscience. -Hartley Shawcross, barrister, politician, and prosecutor at the Nuremberg War Crimes tribunal (4 Feb 1902-2003)
("I vass only followink orders," said Noem, Bondi, Rubio, Miller... -Ed.)

04.02.2026 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OK I know Iโ€™m in the minority with this but I still love Colby Kellerโ€™s butt, in motion or at rest.

03.02.2026 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You could dance to that beat (if you could danceโ€ฆ)

03.02.2026 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Off topic but who is that about to enter?

02.02.2026 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another one bites the dust. (Peter Attia, CBS contributor)
Release ALL the Epstein files with victims redacted and perps not redacted.

02.02.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

Stationed in Greenland now? ๐Ÿค”

02.02.2026 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jobs are like going to church: it's nice once or twice a year to sing along and eat something and all that, but unless you really believe there's something holy going on, it gets to be a drag going in every single week. -Thomas Michael Disch, science fiction author and poet (2Feb 1940-2008)

Praise!

02.02.2026 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It must have been an exciting swim.

01.02.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.02.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It just gets worse and worse. Release ALL the Epstein files. Redact the survivorsโ€™ names, NOT the offendersโ€™. The DOJ is violating the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

01.02.2026 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dick Fisk!

31.01.2026 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From one of the Other Side of Aspen movies

31.01.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And snappinโ€™ as well

31.01.2026 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, and unredacted survivorsโ€™ names. Blanche of DOJ said it is โ€œnot responsiveโ€ to the Epstein Transparency Act (whatever that means).

30.01.2026 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And I helped! (kinda)

30.01.2026 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The blue head is a little shocking. I did a double take.

30.01.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What about those of us with piglets?

30.01.2026 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is what the Republican party has become. The GOP: instead of Grand Old Party. It's Guardians Of Pedophiles (Trump), Or Goons on Patrol (ICE- Homan, Noem, Bovino).

30.01.2026 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2781    ๐Ÿ” 959    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

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