The Magickal Appalachian

You ever sit with the realization that you were never really loved just tolerated..

Bears probably don't even realize that we have a right to their arms

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backwards and look at him like the Exorcist

Birds before land!

practicing detachment while craving connection is insanely brutal‼️

end hookup culture & bring back slow dancing in the kitchen

Retrograde exposing folks real quick… all that fake love can’t hide right now. 💯💯

In Sleeping Beauty, if everyone was under the sleep spell where they sat, who put her in the bed?

Some people pass through. I stayed until staying felt like begging.

The best protection crystal to have is a brick

Normalize barking like DMX at people.

I feel like Rabies is a made up disease trying to keep me from petting Raccoons.

I'm pretty sure you're right.

when is national piece of sht day i wanna post someone

Yall scared to moan I be in his ear like NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY 😭😭

never met a bald man who didn't deserve it

Girl, he treated you so bad because he was actually gay.

Always remember their attention is equal to their interest in you. Move accordingly, ladies.

Manifesting $5,000,000
and an emotional support raccoon.
Don't kill the vibe.

This that Heat Hulk Hogan experiencing rn Brother

I am NOT the bigger person.
I do witchcraft.
Don’t play with me 🧿✨

Gonna have a bonfire & call it s’mores & whores. Who needs an invite 😂

#witch

Please keep me in your thoughts nothings wrong I just want y’all to think about me

To put it plain, I just don't like you
Not a thing about the way you is
And if there ever come a time I got rabies
You're high on my bitin' list

Don’t let ppl who aren’t going anywhere take you with them

yes i’m healing but i also think i should be allowed one unhinged move per week as a treat

I don’t do drama I do Hoodoo. 🌱🫚🕯️

Five below sholl got a lot of shit in here that's Five above.

I wish it would cool down here bc I really need a cleansing bath. It's just too dang hot.