Preacher from the Black Lagoon

Blackberry cobbler

Thank you to those of you who tuned in for the baking stream! Here is the finished product.

The BlackBerry Cobbler Stream has FINALLY Arrived! YouTube video by Preacher from the Black Lagoon

Stream at 2:15!

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The American medical system is such a farce. I was told repeatedly that my bill would only be $40. Now they are saying it’s $270 and that I need to make payments of at least $82 a month or it goes to collections.

Well, here’s my cashapp I guess
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Apple crisp on pretty towel with apples and sugar jar

The Apple crisp we made on stream today. Remember, baking stream happens every Tuesday at 1:45pm EST

Apple Crisp Baking Stream YouTube video by Preacher from the Black Lagoon

Going Live at 1:45pm EST

Dolly Parton’s Chocolate Cobbler YouTube video by Preacher from the Black Lagoon

Going live at 1:30pm

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I will never forget that one time I got kicked out of the Steinbeck museum for being homeless.

Look, I’m just trying to make my wife’s life easier, ok? YouTube video by Preacher from the Black Lagoon

Going live at 10am

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Too many of you children are learning queer theory from the internet instead of from the meanest lesbian you’ve ever met like God intended.

Me at 22- Sure I’ll hang off the side of that moving freight train while eating food from a dumpster. You better put that big unprotected dick in me first tho. Then you can pierce my nose with this safety pin

Me now- I went to the Walmart and when I saw the price of hamburger I had a panic attack

Food Stream! YouTube video by Preacher from the Black Lagoon

Stream at 11:30

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Anyway, I’m probably not going to be able to sleep now, so stream will probably be late tomorrow.

She then, of course, decided to drop the dead spider directly onto my foot.

Luckily, it was at this moment that Noodles decided she actually wants to hunt this thing and, with one swoop of her paw, she solved the problem that she, herself, created.

No. This MF was just going to run across me. This made me nervous, which turned my already upset stomach completely inside out.

So now I’m spraying shit water like a fire hose as this spider comes running at me at speeds rivaling Dale himself.

So I have to accept the distinct possibility that this MF is going to run across my feet. And this was simply not something I could allow to happen. And because I try to be nice to spiders, it never once crossed my mind that I am, indeed, a large man and could easily kill it.

Unfortunately, I am 6 feet tall, and this is simply not a position I am able to get into anymore. Perhaps in my 20s, when I had adequate experience with having my legs behind my head, this would have been possible. But I am 34 and married and I had to accept that this was not going to happen.

So this spider starts high tailing it directly to my location, unaware completely that I am unable to leave my porcelain throne.

So now it is 2:45 AM, and I’m trying desperately to raise my feet up onto the seat to let him pass.

However, this spider was in no position to STAY OVER THERE because OVER THERE was the location of the apex predator who, moments earlier, had it in her jaws.

Now, I understand the necessity of spiders. I am generally pretty okay with having them as roommates. However, I need them to STAY OVER THERE.

However, this time it was not a sock. It was, instead, THE BIGGEST FUCKING SPIDER I HAVE EVER SEEN. And it was still alive.

I, however, paid very little attention to it, since I was pretty sure I might actually be shitting my soul out and I was fairly sure she was just bringing me a sock.

So it is 2:30 for the morning and I’m fighting for my life, and Noodles comes into the bathroom trilling. The sound she makes when she has a gift for us.

Black cat laying by guitar

Now I have a little cat named Noodles. Noodles is a young cat, and very playful, and Noodles LOVES to hunt. Now, generally she tends to hunt socks and the occasional stink bug, but alas, tonight she found different prey.

Alright, story time. And this is gonna be a thread.

So, yesterday I made breakfast burritos with chorizo. This was, in hindsight, a mistake. But I have a deep love for chorizo. Unfortunately, chorizo does not love me.

So at 2:30 this morning my digestive system decided to do a total factory reset

What platform doesn’t at this point?

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I see a lot of trans people talking about how they wish they could go back in time and speak to their younger selves but I don’t because then I’d not only have to explain why I’m a man now, but also that martial law is about to be declared because a kid named “Big Balls” got beat up by children.

Politics and Entertainment YouTube video by Preacher from the Black Lagoon

Streaming at 9:30. Hope to see you there!