Missy Guyott

Hey MAGA Christians, school shootings have nothing to do with a lack of prayer in public schools.

I’ve studied the Bible extensively and served as a pastor for nearly three decades.

Trust me: there is no prayer that will suddenly make children bulletproof.

Cut the BS—it’s the guns.

It’s not the video games.
Not the social media.
It’s not the pot or the porn.
It’s not that there are too many doors or too few police.
It’s the gun the shooter was able to get.
And it’s the gun the shooter was able to fire.
It’s the gun.
It’s the gun.
It’s the motherfucking gun.

The birds are with us! Feed them French Fries and they will come.
#birdnerd

APPLE WATCH: “looks like you’re freaking out, would you like to record it?”

Live today like a fat indoor cat who snuck outside to lay in the long grass.
#tuxedocat #chonkyboy

Join me in celebrating #worldpenguinday on April 25. It’s my family’s tradition to celebrate with ice cream cake. But a regular cake is fine too. Or cold fish. I guess cold fish is okay.

I’m Scottish. I call most people a cunt.

Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.

Sharing #catpictures is my favorite. Especially on BlueSky where it’s adorable.
I present #spooningcats
Luvs my boys.

Cartoon by Adam Zyglis

It’s very discouraging to watch our country slowly re-learn the lessons that led to the end of segregation, among them that people who think they’re racially superior are nearly universally incompetent fools unable to face up to their own deficiencies and putting them in charge is suicide

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

It seems like an eternity, but Tuesday marks the seventh week of this despicable regime. I’d like to talk about coping with the stresses of this era. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/taking-heart

The world is burning, but we’re still cute.
#oldpeopleinlove

Spent February 28th building Legos and supporting small business.
Less Meta More Legos
#morelegos

Spectacular!
Saturn, Mars, Venus, Jupiter and crescent moon just before sunrise.

📸 Ren Theelen

Remember- if you are challenged to achieve your fitness goals, there is always AI.
Sarah Connor would slap me if she knew I played with SkyNet.
Them Abs tho

Getting older is still having hangovers and getting injured but you don’t ever have any good stories to explain why

Less Meta More Legos!! You know he loves you when he orders minifigs that look like us, and puts us in the Up! House. My dogs are here too.
My mental health has already improved.
#adultlegos
#adventureisoutthere
#legos
#uphouse

The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?

Since leaving the Meta platforms, I have time for more meaningful projects like Lego Botanicals. It’s actually become a bit of an obsession.
#legobotanicals #legoflowees #adultswholego

This can't be overstated, overlooked, or dismissed.

Coffee has a revolutionary history.

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A big part of anxiety is just being very suspicious of yourself. Like I'm not exactly sure what I'm up to but I don't trust this guy, vibes are off.

In case you're wondering...

Here's the "plan"

I will never understand how a billionaire, the richest man on Earth, spent millions to buy an election for ANOTHER billionaire, and told us that his policies would cause all of us non-billionaires “temporary hardship...”

...and the public didn't tell BOTH OF THEM to fuck off.

Fellow Swiftie is here for it!!

…and as always, sex work is real work and sex workers should be protected at all costs

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