Prof. Nikkō Iguana

#SNAP benefits aren't ending.

Donald Trump is sitting on 5 billion that was already set aside for this exact situation.

He is choosing to do this because the majority of SNAP beneficiaries voted for him.

As an ambiguously brown person who has dated white people in the past, I wondered what happened to them once they settled down and got with another white person.

Thank you, Life of a Showgirl for letting me know I haunt those relationships like the ghost of orgasms past.

How I probably got autism:

My probably autistic grandmother was born.

She had at least one autistic child, my mom.

My mom had three definitely autistic kids.

I am probably* one of those kids.

*Or I could be part alien.

The worst choice your mama made was letting your daddy's diseased seed ferment inside her just to birth a sentient piece of shit.

I hope that my existence continues to be a source of frustration for you. And you hoping a racist lives instead of a brown trans dude makes sense for you.

Listen,

If someone just went up to Nancy Mace and slapped the absolute taste out of her mouth and then every time she was out in public or at her job someone just did that again, I bet she'd stop gleefully calling herself a bigot.

White queers... Y'all really only care about yourselves and completely ignore the harm someone does to people other than you.

It's amazing. Truly.

Fuck your star chart, I want to know which historical figures (besides Hitler because that should be a given) you'd go back in time to beat to death with their present day corpses if you had a time machine.

😂🤣 definitely white.

So actually flip over some tables, Cory, then. Like pretend I'm Missouri and show me. Don't just post about it or talk for 25 hours straight. DO SOMETHING!

Unserious, silly ass, colonizer behavior.

Thanks for the follow. Enjoy the mute. 🤷🏽

I don't know what fucking reality you live in where you're not fedjacking and no one can see you fedjacking, colonizer.

For a bunch of people who don't matter, you sure do spend a lot of your free time telling us we don't matter.

😊

I told them that I fucked both of your parents in order to give them a child that they will actually love. 🤷🏽

Good call. They are annoyingly exhausting.

Oh no surely not them?! I mean they seem so principled. 🙃🫠

Oh yeah, and there's the whole "I know where you live so don't get too uppity" bullshit they tried too. Because nothing screams "I work for all the people" more than threatening to outsource their violence against brown and black folks.

Trying to act like this is the first time I've heard "Don't get too uppity before something bad happens to you".

Let me be clear, I'm not going to play the "That's not exactly the words that I said" game when it comes to my family's safety because I'm a writer, and I know what the fuck the subtext was of that little bit they just slid in there with zero promoting.

That account that's calling everyone a fed threatened to share my location but did it in that passive aggressive "I didn't call you a bitch, I said you were acting like a bitch" way.

So if you see me on the news, that's why.

You're still a whiny coward, colonizer but I wish you luck. You're gonna need it being a spineless piss baby.

Yeah I agree you don't deserve safety. Especially since you threaten to outsource your violence like a white colonizer would. Compromise my safety and this is going to get very real for you.

You're a coward, hiding behind a screen. And since you already know my location, if you'd like to continue this conversation, we can do so offline. Have a good one.

You're a terrible person. And sincerely I hope bad things happen to you.

You casually dropped that you could just share our locations. Just like a white person to outsource their violence. But make sure the lynch mob brings a thick rope when you do that.

Yes, that is what your parents said to you. But obviously I mean something to you if you feel it's your mission to warn people about me. Keep on keeping on, little buddy. Lemme know how it works out.

Yes, you know those words. You don't know what they mean but you know them, pig.

You're here because you know me from Facebook. Keep trying, colonizer.

Also, bb, we call them pigs. Not cops. But a real activist such as yourself prolly already knew that.

Yes, I mean nothing but somehow I'm still a big enough danger that you have to warn people. Keep reaching, colonizer.

It's wild that you can throw around all kinds of bullshit without any proof based on your hurting feelings in regards to you being dragged on Facebook for your shit takes but I have to suddenly show my work to someone who is acting in bad faith? Naw. You can miss me with that.

Thinking that I owe you anything but a bad attitude and ill wishes is peak whiteness, colonizer.