“First you question the press.
Then you license the press.
Then the press only says what the Leader allows.”
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JUST IN: Iran officially declares the Strait of Hormuz is NOT closed to the world—it is ONLY closed to the US, Israel, and their allies. Global shipping can pass freely. Washington's narrative of a global blockade just collapsed on live TV.
Pete Kegsbreath logic… 🙄
Every single day I come across multiple things that sound legit but aren’t. It’s hard to keep up with the fake news.
Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett’s bodyguard—killed in a recent police standoff—reportedly had a lengthy criminal history including arrests tied to fraud and theft. The revelation has raised questions about his background and how he came to be employed as security.
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It’s a sad age we live in when I have to research a headline like this just to see if it’s real.
Turns out it’s satire.
Which tells you everything about the current timeline—because “RFK Jr launches a ‘No Wipe No Wash’ campaign” doesn’t sound absurd anymore.
It just sounds like Tuesday.
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Trump's apathy is on full display: he'd rather burn billions bombing Iran (10 hospitals a day!) than lift a finger for Americans here at home. What about fixing healthcare, bringing down grocery prices, gas, electricity bills, and the housing crisis? America First shouldn't mean foreign wars first.
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“Spam is a mysterious substance discovered during World War II.
Scientists still aren’t sure if it’s meat, a survival ration, or a punishment from God.
It has a shelf life of 10,000 years, survives nuclear winter, and becomes edible only when fried.” 🤣
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It’s now a TikTok… 🤣
I really hope you don’t mind… 🤣
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The TX Supreme Court just ruled Ken Paxton can force PFLAG to turn over records based on belief—not proof that it might have material tied to a possible legal violation. No hard evidence required up front.
That’s not law enforcement.
That’s a fishing expedition with subpoenas and a political agenda
He voted for Kristi Noem to give her a chance. How did that work out?
– “If Netanyahu is dead, who is currently running the United States?” 🤔
