@alanderminna.bsky.social
Analyst @sceeus-ui.bsky.social at @uisweden.bsky.social | Associate Fellow @chathamhouse.org | @cepa.org Fellow. Plot twist: not from Åland. 📸 Stas Kartashov ✍️ Northern Flank Notes: https://open.substack.com/pub/minnalander
Baguette recipe for 1800 portions with 1 TNA thermonuclear warhead as optional ingredients
New baguette recipe just dropped
27.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 44 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0Everyone is eagerly awaiting the first drone to be taken out by a baguette
27.02.2026 13:17 — 👍 38 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1Love how this story just became about baguettes
27.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 01800 big baguettes
27.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Speak softly and carry a big baguette 🥖😌
27.02.2026 13:13 — 👍 63 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0Kärnvapenkapabla boulangerier för alla !
27.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Hvad sker der for at _vi_ ikke har en baguettebagende hangarskibsgruppe?!
Danmark er et forsvarskulinarisk Uland.
1800 baguettes every day now setting the standard
27.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 31 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0The ghosts of Gustavus Adolphus and Cardinal Richelieu: “there once existed an alliance between France and Sweden. We’re here to honor that allegiance.”
27.02.2026 12:38 — 👍 48 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1Nuclear powered and nuclear capable
27.02.2026 12:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just imagine the softpower associated with the ability to dock a nuclear powered boulangerie at any port at will
27.02.2026 12:40 — 👍 73 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1I’m going to need an hour-long deep dive video on CdG’s on-board boulangerie
27.02.2026 11:20 — 👍 49 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0"Experts say the outcome of the clash could shape the trajectory of the burgeoning relationship between the AI industry and the U.S. military, potentially signaling to other leading firms that the cost of doing business with the Pentagon could be losing control of their innovations."
27.02.2026 11:36 — 👍 53 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 2Surströmming, Ukrainian reaction:
27.02.2026 11:31 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0Watch out for this deadly stinky combo of French cheese and Swedish surströmming…
27.02.2026 11:29 — 👍 49 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
This is very good news. Unexpected. France hardly buys defence kit abroad and Europeans hardly buy "French". That should change.
@demiurg.bsky.social Will we see more of this in Europe?
Yesterday, Uruguay and Argentina became the first Mercosur countries to ratify the Agreement.
When they are ready, we are ready ↓
link.europa.eu/M6dgcf
*insert Pepé Le Pew.gif*
27.02.2026 10:50 — 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0This is my shocked face
27.02.2026 10:25 — 👍 172 🔁 43 💬 7 📌 0Mathematics in French
27.02.2026 10:27 — 👍 75 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Dual use cheese storage room à la France ?
27.02.2026 10:25 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I have witnessed some of the baguettes, cheese and wine on board French military vessels and it’s always delicious and delightfully arranged
27.02.2026 10:24 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Russians took notice too:
27.02.2026 10:22 — 👍 88 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1They always do ! They have a separate storage room just for cheese
27.02.2026 10:20 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1I, for one, would love to see this Bernadotte connection bloom.
27.02.2026 10:19 — 👍 86 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0I mean, they bake 1800 baguettes on board every day ! What’s not to love
27.02.2026 10:19 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
France is hitting on Sweden for real: it wants to buy up to 4 Saab GlobalEye planes, hoping that Sweden will choose Naval Group‘s FDIs for its new frigate in exchange.
Now aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle is visiting Malmö. A local newspaper reports ”1800 baguettes are baked on board every day”
Anthropic says that mass surveillance and fully autonomous weapons remain the two sticking points with DoD. In turn, DoD says it has no intention of doing either, but appears to refuse to accept restrictions on use. www.anthropic.com/news/stateme...
27.02.2026 10:06 — 👍 128 🔁 40 💬 3 📌 11