Kudzu Haiku

Chopsticks and noodles
Warm, reassuring comfort
In a paper cup

Death is flirtatious
With a bone-dacious body
Sexy bone structure

Midnight vampires feed
On the casualties of dawn
No one notices

YouTube video by North of the Border I made an angler fish eating an astronaut

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Silence is violence
Words, unheard, no audience
Scream into the void

Once there was a transgender named Flynn
Who thought that maybe his penis needed a chin
He paused at his local gender refinery
Lamented that human sex organs were binary
He stuck out his thumb for any ships that this way might come and sought out an alien 𝘲𝘸𝘦~𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯

My dating profile
A Satanic Hispanic
Needs an accomplice

My synthetic skin
It covers the rot within
Hard truths for cyborgs

When my heart just stops
And they have to lure me back
Angler fish of life

Well, I died again
But Death wouldn't let me in
Homeless in spirit

Christianity
Suffers from the condition
Nice, but rarely kind

Unacceptable
Vegetable, mineral
Candy creation

No hunger for brains
Internet brain rot zombie
The dream is over

A haiku a day
Helps keep the odours away
Fresh words, summer breeze

A quiet presence
But I still participate
A haiku for you

Garbage potato
No longer loved, but hated
Potater hater

Labial windsocks
Scrotums dunked in the toilet
The horrors of age

Hey! Here comes the split
Cancel all social contracts
Democracy dies

Doom scroll on a roll
A hot, fresh, buttery roll
Hark! The doom dumplings

YouTube video by North of the Border Pepsi vs Coke: Battle of the Brands

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Neurodivergence
It's a word that needs more mouths
And more open hearts

What are you thinking
A haiku about thought crimes
Oh no! Not the rats!

Consider the cat
A fluffy murder machine
Don't touch the belly

I'm the haiku smith
Smithing my haikus all day
I'm crippled and bored

Stock market crashing
Oh my God! My cabbages!
Brassica carnage