Fart Vision

we need a president who says into the press mic "wow. thank got its friday. I need to eat poop shower sleep watch tv drive my car go to the store poop (diarrhea this time) walk around my house piss in the toilet water the plants get grubhub play playstation scratch my ass and fart!!!"

Mr. Dude Cool

HHS announces a study by a handpicked panel of doctors saying "q-tips are just fine to stick way deep into in your ear as far as they will go" and "it's also now a crime to *not* stick them super far in there in search of riches"

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

no thanks. im on an all-wafer diet

I think there's a deep, subterranean ideological assumption that civilian causalities are the result of insufficient care, insufficient attention, or insufficient technology. They're really just a basic consequence of choosing to go to war.

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the animals are leaving

lol so are they trying to say that 'fresh fish' is their own personal brand

one of the guys of all time

worried its going to be another one of those years where it seems like the yankees are going to have 6 good starting pitchers and then are somehow calling up AAA no-names by june

we'd certainly get at least 20 or 25 feet up. but again there was a lot more to grab onto. worst case you tried one that was too big and got stuck halfway down but you could usually shimmy out of it back down the trunk

that was ultimately safer because you could only go so high but we'd do it in the woods in winter all the time so sometimes you'd accidentally do it to a dead tree and it would just snap

we'd also do this thing called 'tree bending' where we'd climb up birch or beech saplings to the very top when theyre like an inch in diameter and swing back and forth until we bent them all the way to the ground, let go, and they'd snap back perfectly vertical

turns out there's nothing better for diagrams/plots when helping people with homework. otherwise everything I do is just like this huge rats nest of scribbles because im drawing arrows, numbers, shapes, circling crap

i know 4 looks really dumb 90s matrix style but its unfortunately my pick. actual answer is that ive unironically become a bic rgbk quad-clik person now I shit you not

we called them 'transfers'

and then we both basically wordlessly agreed that this was over and we were never doing it again. I still get huge chills thinking about it like if the wind had blown a stick in my eye id be 100% dead

as kids my friend and i would do this thin where we'd climb as high as we could in mature trees and jump to other ones and we'd been doing it for like a year and then did one 30 feet up that involved standing straight up no hands on a horizontal branch and leaping

had a thought that was like 'maybe i like drone music more than the average person because my tinnitus adds extra texture to it beyond what it was designed to have' and then i felt sad and then realize lmao are you kidding do you honestly believe the guys from sunn don't have 100x worse tinnitus

president whos elected after scientists figure out that to have the most powerful president they have to watch tv 24/7 forever with 0 hours to sleep or do anything else at all and invent a machine your head clamps into that allows half your brain & one eye shut down to sleep while the other does tv

hanging out in these conditions 24/7

unfortunately the wbc hats are all fairly juiceless

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feel like its clearly between hegseth and noem as to who is the straight up 'actual scary dumb' dumbest person in the crew along all axes but im not sure which one comes out ahead

"sometimes CNC fucks up a part," "it will never be more efficient than a well-trained worker", "it will always require supervision", "I can think of a bunch of things it can't do" none of that actually changes the equation

If you looked at some of the early generation models and walked away saying "it's all bullshit, whether you're a machinist, someone who employs machinists, or someone who buys machined products you don't have to care", you would have completely missed the ball to your own detriment

apologies for being a broken record but I think its so helpful to go back to automation of machine tools. Did CNC make good on its promises of being faster+cheaper+more accurate than expert hand tooling? No! Did it usher in 0 employee fully automated factories? No! But it fundamentally changed work

watch: mit scientists fed 5000 snuff films into chatgpt. this is what happened next

me: "cash or card"

pete hegseth: "let me say this for all who are listening: i'm paying with ruthlessness. we're through with delicacy - i'm tapping this card."