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chair of the go fuck yourself department

basically what i do is. sort of suck at everything. but be funny and cool enough that people around me want good things to happen to me. works about 40% of the time

when an economic bubble bursts it must lowkey feel good af for the bubble…

View looking NE from the Geneva-on-the-Lake Convention Center with Lake Erie in the distance. // Image captured at: 2025-12-12 03:54:14 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Geneva: 28.94 F | -1.70 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: WNW at 19.640 mph | 31.60 kph // Humidity: 74%

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sandwich, more like a blandwich... eating poop out of my handwich...

my life a moment to pause for any questions fr

the rapping robot who sucks from homestuck

my opposition party

Voted Most Likely to Be Welcomed as a Liberator

A New York Times headline that reads: "Calibri’s Run-In With Rubio Wasn’t Its First Controversy."

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

bluesky should have department chairs and tenure and stuff. and we should all freak out about it every day until our bodies and souls combust

if i were a basketball commentator i'd call big dunks 'salacious'

night aint so silent anymore...

A female Northern Cardinal looking nice and fluffy and ready for winter. This particular female has quite a bit of red in her eyebrows and in her crest (reminds me of a flame.)

this would probably be both the funniest and also the most progressive legislative act in 50 years

a 10 burger per day stipend for all

We need a president who majored in Nothing at Hampshire

once around that time, with great gravity, someone "came out" to me as metrosexual

president who's obsessed with walden pond

america deserves a president who does a daily live video of them sitting down at a table, making a big deal of getting out a whole gallon of milk, unscrewing the cap, wafting it under their nose, talking about the milk, then taking one tiny microsip and throwing up as soon as it touches their lips

8. bald

They've invented a pill that makes you arbitrary and unaccountable, a tyrant in your sphere.

because I was too busy playing 10,000+ hours of the game of life

I feel like I've done a downright elegant job of adjusting to the inevitable "stuff that was cool when I was a Young Person isn't cool anymore" passage of time so it's funny to have the take-industrial complex constantly re-breaking the news "listen up you old asshole, it's time for some Tough Talk"

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alien talking to you with robotic autotranslate voice: "Hello Earthling. I Come In Peace. My Name is: Baby Born"

Yes and like, I believe that argument. It's just also true that the adults trying to figure out how to navigate this, especially in the context of children, have already themselves since birth been drowning in the same issue

yeah I felt like that as a kid too. im talking to people! at the very least i have a say in what these pixels are doing. why is *this* the degenerate activity

and maybe im just missing this but there isn't like. 5% of the handwringing that people are spending too much time watching shows as shortform video. 'trashy tv' has long been the ice cream to the cigarettes of social media

frustrating isn't exactly the right word. but its funny that phones + computers are perpetually presented as an all-new corrosive presence. there are ofc novel aspects but lets not pretend it hasn't been normal to spend like 4 hours a day zoning out in front of a screen for the last 50 years

i remember being a kid and our parents would be like 'stop playing on the computer like an antisocial weirdo. come watch tv with the family like a normal person' and immediately homing in on the hey-wait-a-second of it without really having the words