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some languages have words with no english equivalent. like the german word "elfball". its like the elfs balls. but not quite

2026 = year where we all get 400 lbs muscle and toss a bunch of horses on the roof

when the ship was going down someone was like "hold onto your Butt" or something. like his wife hugging him. I don't know the details. but it was like that

yo what's up Archibald Willingham DeGraffenreid Clarendon Butt. nice, im just chilling too. But listen up - stay out of the north atlantic ocean

cool

the experimental process is still being perfected 🔬🧪

scientists had shown that the mythical "all-crust pizza" was theoretically possible, but was believed to be impossible to stabilize at pressures and temperatures outside of a neutron star. Until now...

Interivew with Carl Reiner and mel brooks about their friendship: REINER Yeah, we got that big screen [gestures to incredibly large flat-screen monitor] to look at television. Q. So you come here, Mel, and you watch TV together? BROOKS Almost every night. He’s got a wonderful housekeeper-cook and we decide on a menu and a movie. Q. What did you watch most recently? BROOKS We watched last night “The Peacemaker.” With Nicole Kidman and, come on. [He gestures to Mr. Reiner.] REINER George Clooney. BROOKS Right. It was two and a half stars at the most. Good performances, very silly, you know. REINER We look for movies with the line “Secure the perimeter.” BROOKS Yeah, we like movies that say, “Secure the perimeter” and/or “You better get some rest.” REINER “Lock all doors!” BROOKS “I want a five-block seal!”

secure the perimeter

we can argue about whether the the present situation is better or worse, but we shouldn't talk like 2022 was a prelasparian state. or as if all of these problems were unproblematically caused by LLMs. history did not begin in 2023 and the reality distorting effect of LLMs does not require using them

apocalypse now but instead of colonel kilgore being obsessed with surfing hes obsessed with the "left behind" series

what if you got one of those big buckets of dried mushrooms

that would be so sick

c'mon horus. be cool...

its cheap, mostly salt, can be made from a powder for easy transport. feel like this is 101 level shit for the powers that be to try and make me eat

i cant say i want one but I feel like gravyburgers should be a thing. and yet I've never seen one in the wild. disco fries are a thing so people were thinking along those lines

how come no fast food burger place has tried a gravyburger...

what's really chilling is that the fedora hat reddit atheist open source blogger people were completely correct about everything. we did not speak up for them and now there's no one left to speak for us...

it's probably not a good idea but its so wild how dumb people are about cap shit. i would rather have the dodgers win every year than be a union buster!

unironically i think if you forced me to design a competitive balance fix to mlb it would be a ~billion dollar playoff pot that all the teams pay into. make it a positive value proposition to compete & win in the postseason. if thats too steep then sorry to that rich weirdo, shit or get off the pot

i still lose it when the government refers to people as "badguys"

A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer. From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF). The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations, the MRFF told me Monday night.

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best friend named Chugg Sweet

“Many of their commanders are especially delighted with how graphic this battle will be zeroing in on how bloody all of this must become in order to fulfill and be in 100% accordance with fundamentalist Christian end of the world eschatology.”

very bad!!

restaurant called Gravy Train that smells really bad inside. unsafe

'proactively in a defensive way' channeling w bush in ways i didn't think possible

loved the message dude. the little face at the end... fantastic. an "emoji", i assume. does he represent you or me?

every president should have 100+ rashes and lesions at all times to help them focus

Writer whose previous contribution was suggesting columbo show up with a boiled egg in his pocket: alright this time he’s going to have a cold, that’s his “thing” this ep and you’ll forget about it asap but he’ll sneeze occasionally and then ten min later he’s basically better 😃or let’s do egg again