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SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

dream project would be a video with a bunch of person on the street interviews where they each say a "we need a president who..." tweet

long overdue for this frankly

We need a president who plays a song on repeat really loud and then runs outside to take a phone call and doesn’t come back as the song continues to play over and over again

I’m not going to Mastodon lol. I would be better off carving my posts into a tree stump. Follow me at The Stump

have only done two big drives through the "big west" but they really drove home how america is an otherworldly beautiful place thats been cursed by evil freaks

feel like the peace sign is so good as a lighter but cheekier middle finger variant

dream format

kid crying at christmas when they open a "darval" action figure from grandparents

little league coach whos only advice is always to "be an animal out there"

ive maxed out the number of freaks i can keep track of. the human brain probably only evolved to keep track of like a dozen individual freaks tops

its so fuckin funny

and whats wrong with that?

person who follows this account and gets obsessed with this weirdly lit gazebo they post every day and makes a thousand mile pilgrimage to it. couldnt be me...

we watched 'the santa clause' a million times when i was a kid and one thing thats stuck with me is to say "there were dogs barking, guns going off..." to describe a general ruckus

yeah im so checked out i dont even read spoilers anymore but even ive heard its bad

walking down to breakfast and seeing this and knowing im going to have a Perfect Day

ok so the deal is that magic the gathering (terminally fortnitified) got the license to make a tournament legal spiderman set but the license doesn't cover digital products so they need to make a functionally equivalent but non-spiderman themed set specifically for online play

Radically pro rape administration at all levels

napoleon you would have loved warcraft 3

Ok I’m resolute again coach

AMELIA BEDELIA'S BOYFRIEND, NICK: ahah whaaaat?? you're so funny babe

the quay is great then you can just keep walking by the water and see tons of boats! there's a free ferry to the tiny airport from there too

restaurant "WeeWee Burger" but its from the 50s you know they didn't 'mean it like that'

honestly depending on your kid just taking the streetcar in circles could do the trick

510 streetcar down to queen's quay is good. Christie park is easy to get to on the metro too and has a nice playground

pizza place called "Big Fat Pizza"

When dogs wag their tails in their sleep they are dreaming about having smartphones

nba player hailed as 'the most cerebral point guard in the game' 5 foot 6 with a big beach-ball sized head and when he gets the ball just stands there rapidly sweeping his eyes across the court muttering calculations until someone strips it away from him

it's going to be an adjustment, but you can tell who sucks on here without a labeler by reading their posts