Ok, ok, now you’re gonna burp and we need the beer can to just roll out of the room. no no we don’t want to see your hand. roll it out. not too fast but we want a little clank. alright a little slower, think dynamic lethargy… nice nice yes yes yes
i agree!
me as coach to the quarterback from a platform high above the stadium: Look at them. worms. they worship you, you know. rightfully. you are different.
me as coach to the rest of the team crawling around in mud on the sidelines & eating burgers off the ground: next one to fart gets another burger!!!
not because I know anything but because, I will admit regrettably, this more or happened to me
my pipe puff about it is that it's a compelling example that can be grasped quickly by the average intro-to-philosophy undergrad that the professor can reliably lean on to scaffold a few class discussions or essays. then that student graduates and its one of the things they remember best
nixon in china is cool because the president should be forced to narrate everything they do live in an operatic form at all times
there should be adult bassinets that rock independently on a preset timer. and it plays the soothing royalty free music you see in those YouTube videos that’s like ”daily life in a Mongolian yurt.” And it can order McDonald’s to your house. and it’s remotely tracked by palantir
asking nixon if he 'had fun in china when he went' and losing interest getting up and leaving 4 words into his answer
if I were an atomized society, I would simply create new forms of sociality and conviviality
feels dumb saying this because we all 'know this already' but just so upsetting to see written in blood how keeping everyone precarious and afraid is an effort to make us all too stupid and tired to do anything to change it!!
we can turn knobs and tweak things but learning can't happen without failure, risk-taking, and receiving honest feedback. and nobody feels safe enough for that besides the rich or the 'true believers' who, bless their hearts, I truly hope make it through ok
idk! I really don't know. I think the only thing that can ever really 'save higher education' is for a college degree to not involve children taking on life-destroying debt for a job lottery that *needs* to pay off
anyway its "cool" to be an educator in an age where giving someone less that an A hurts them on a doomed job market in a world where them knowing things has never been valued less
Like lambs to the laughter 🎶
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how is there not a mountain goats song about this
yeah its so fun when the citrus is everywhere. if you live in a neighborhood where people have lots of trees sometimes they just put big cardboard boxes of fruit on the curb for free
Yes looks like he deactivated
citrus blossoms in springtime: greatest smell on earth
quitting my job to go on a burger tour of the heartlands
all food should be factory crap slurry that makes a big fart sound when it comes off the conveyor belt!!! #truth
"this is what you need. if it seems wrong its just evidence of how out of touch you've become with your body's natural rhythms'
charging 2 billion dollars to pro sports teams to install 'advanced scientific nutrisystems to deliver individuated meal profiles to maximize athletic dominance' and the player gets a million scans before the meal but it just blasts the players body weight of spaghetti out of a pipe into a barrel
Pop pop would wake up at 5am to harvest goopgel nutricubes from the garden. and we'd wake up to the smell of Gram them frying them up
Listen up soldier! If you're going to make fun of "The Secret of GooGoo Bear #34: Mystery of the Singing Pumpkin", our platoon's favorite book, then you're gonna spend the next WEEK in the STOCKADE!
This is the sort of thing a cashless society robs us of, the opportunity to try to get away with paying the bus fare in Carthaginian currency www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
there's a cache of rations at each base. each fielder is armed with a pistol but only one bullet
in baseball the batters should get 10 strikes and there should be 50 outs an inning and the basepaths should be a mile long and there are no fences
