scruffy tomboy skatepunk ashtray loves you 🏳️‍⚧️

cream of wheat is just polenta with gluten

be me
have crush on bestie
never shoot your shot because you don’t want to lose that friendship
cuddle with her every chance you get
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dear sweet Goddess i love her so much it’s my only joy and my greatest pain

military: you have no prospects, why not throw your life away
me (younger): sounds awful, i’m in
them: actually we’ll take care of you, honest
me: really?
them (today): hahaha nope
me (today): i always kinda knew that
them: we honestly were hoping you wouldn’t make it this far
me: same

“i am *not* putting donnie darko inspired sets on my OF!”
i love my bgf but she has some unhinged ideas

be me
log on for the first time in months
look at the skeet your friend linked in the gc
write one low effort skeet
forget bsky exists for a few more months

but first, change my pfp

jfc why do masc lesbians disappear so fast at closing time, i did make it clear that i had bo plans tmw

hack for arranging a trauma song
choose “sad cowboy apocalyptic”
make sure to throw in Am, maybe even arpeggiate that sad lil chord

few things soothe my old enlisted soul quite like watching someone butter my toast with a paint brush

*chuckles in ex-kgb agent* y’all want any oil?

korean reunification happens under the kim dynasty. the pacific becomes beijing’s lake.

now nobody will bat an eye when vulnerable minorities are brutalized and eradicated to achieve some cishet white christofascist utopian fantasy

i hope i’m wrong

i hate this timeline

the parts of europe that aren’t already under far-right governments fall under moscow’s influence by winter to avoid freezing. china fills the power vacuum left by the US’ reckless feckless withdrawal from the world stage across the global south. of course taiwan falls to the pla

the parts of europe that aren’t already under far-right governments fall under moscow’s influence by winter to avoid freezing. china fills the power vacuum left by the US’ reckless feckless withdrawal from the world stage across the global south. of course taiwan falls to the pla

russia has exhausted its forces in ukraine and is not an effective ally to iran, but ukraine is lost as the little remaining attention on supporting kyiv is gone. russia gains because was in the middle east destabilizes oil supplies far enough that sanctions on russian oil are flouted or dropped

my non-credible take:
iran and israel (with trusty sidekick US) engage in a war of mutual destruction. qatar and UAE get dragged in as retaliation for hosting US forces. saudi hegemony in the gulf as an aftermath, chaos from the med to the indian ocean. pax americana, and US global hegemony, gone

ya, the worst possible

two panels showing two men talking in a bar. first panel has the current US president’s face pasted on the original image. Dialog: Now, i’ve never gone to war in the middle east. Second panel shows GW Bush’s smiling face pasted on, his response: Dude, you are going to love it

Born too early to deploy to the middle east
Born too late to deploy to the middle east
Born just in time to deploy to the middle east

as an enlisted veteran, this angers me tremendously. what military training do they have, exactly? are they now bound by the UCMJ? (doubtful since this dubious commissioning will undoubtedly enrich them in violation of the UCMJ)
can we send them into harm’s way now (pretty please)?

i mean some of them try really hard, but they largely seem to reflect the attitudes and values of older, respectable cis gay men, and as such seem to be reaching when they try to cover other members of the Alphabet Mafia

it’s almost as if having allies who can trust you is beneficial (still not enough when you do the big stupid like W did) and let’s not overlook that the US tried for years to goad Saddam Hussein into violating the terms of the first gulf war armistice

sorry about hijacking your post, system media loves conflating us - with the most outlandish and out of context images- to make us look weird and dangerous and bizarre

but sadly i see it a lot in queer media, at least the monetized and broadly accessible queer outlets

almost as if suffering and want and conflict are intentionally introduced by capitalism (we already had enough, thx)

stg if i see one more headline from a queer outlet inferring trans people and drag performers have the same struggles and the same goals i will scream (the trans ppl who are also performers face both but…)
our very lives are on the line, not just our expression and occupation

New latex accessory came today really enjoyed it ty Phoenix latex
#latex

Checking messages and writing notes time for a session.
#bdsm #Dominatrix #latex

@ash-bluetile.bsky.social such a good girl being tied up with innocence and loving it #rope #bdsm

Got to see this lovely sub for fun and she was such a good girl taking care of me @ash-bluetile.bsky.social I will cherish her surrender to me
#latex #dominatrix #lgbtq #bdsm

oh dang, such a lowbie that i forgot i had an account
also haiiiiiii:3

my body is a machine that turns girldick into sucked girldick

y’know, i bet my coworkers want to hear breakcore this morning

they need me to play some

loud

if you pronounce aunt as “ant” we’re gonna have to settle this with fisticuffs