Jurito 🏳️‍🌈

It was supposed to be a heart, I thought. But he tricked me to be nassssty 😏
#gay #boyfriends #gayrelationship

When life has you sad, upset, frustrated and feeling stuck - the gym hits so much harder. Nothing like weights to let your anger out. Nothing like a runners high to get you feeling happy again.
🏋️‍♂️🏃‍♂️

The cute moment when bf and I are scrolling houses on Zillow and we see a realtor that has his first name and my last name. I haven’t seen that boy smile as hard as he did in a while. ❤️
That’s a sign.

In this house, we believe in science. These updated Covid and Flu vaccines are kicking our butts.

If you thought Hilary was a fascist, I’m so excited to hear what you think of President Cheeto

Bird flew into our house window, so boyfriend had to be a nurse to make sure the little one was okay. ❤️

First Hexa! And won the MVP! That match was brutal.

#MarvelRivals #Gaymer

I look forward to the Mormon missionaries or JW knocking on the door. The conversations about Hecate will be fun for me to see their faces. 🤣

It’s simple, but I love it.

When you’re desperate to enjoy your yard, you take drastic measures to repel the mosquitoes 💅🤣🔥

It was destined for pretty much all of us. ✨🤲✨
#witchsky #occultsky

I want to go home and annoy my boyfriend. I miss him.

When I see another gay couple out in the wild when I’m with my man I’m like -

The cat distribution system tried to give me a little white and brown kitten today and had I known I was allowed to bring it home, I would have. 😭😭😭

The movie was alright. Not much action with using their super powers and predictable outcome. 6/10

I’m going to say this once: An oven IS NOT a storage space!

Sometimes a refresher is needed when I practice.
#witchsky #occultsky

Conservatives really upset about Superman being….Superman? Sorry hes an immigrant from space and isn’t a dirtbag who abuses people and you see being kind is unmanly. James Gunn’s Superman was what we need in world. Superman will never be a Homelander 🤷‍♂️

He doesn’t know it yet, but I’m holding a shell for him right before he crosses the finish line in Mario Kart.
#Nintendo #Switch2 #MarioKartWorld

Happy PRIDE month!
#Gay #gayrelationship #gaycouple #PrideMonth

Cleansing my space, welcoming June in a few days, and removing negative energy for an easy transition to the next chapter in my story. These were a great few years.
#witchsky #occultsky

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HAPPY GEMINI SEASON Y’ALL! Best season of the zodiac! ♊️

We’re out here, workin for that summer yard 💚

I need a night like this

Sinners

Best vampire movie in a LONG TIME!

Me, watching the chipotle worker struggling to wrap my burrito with every ingredient in the store.

What’s going on today? We got the wrong date to see a movie (3 days late). The restaurant for unlimited tacos has closed down. And now the pizza place didn’t get our order. Is mercury in retrograde in the air today?

My brother got us tickets to see Sinners, in theaters. We’re sitting in room 7 and the movie isn’t starting. Come to find out, the movie started 3 days ago 😐

You don’t need anything from Walmart today.
You don’t need anything from Amazon today.
You don’t need anything from Aldi today. You’re just bored. Go clean your car. GO CLEAN YOUR CAR.

Y’all need to calm down. This is why we can’t have nice things.