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Natalie P (is not a vampire) πŸ¦‡

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Was "witty, beautiful and depressed," now just the latter. Occasional writer, often a nerd, living alone with CFS/ME. Semi-professional #ttrpg muse and not a vampire. LGBTQ+ folks are welcome and safe, phobes can get in the sea.

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Digital illustration of Final Fantasy 14’s Wuk Lamat, painted in front of a lush green flowery landscape against a clear blue sky. She is drawn from the waist up and is holding her great axe in her hands, facing towards the sun with a big warm smile.

Digital illustration of Final Fantasy 14’s Wuk Lamat, painted in front of a lush green flowery landscape against a clear blue sky. She is drawn from the waist up and is holding her great axe in her hands, facing towards the sun with a big warm smile.

Final Fantasy 14’s Wuk Lamat won the patreon poll so here she is~

I haven’t gotten to Dawntrail myself yet but all the art I’ve seen of this lady has been amazing. Love me a big buff kitty! I bet she gives great hugs…

#ffxiv

10.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1339    πŸ” 601    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

We're not included because we're women on the internet with enough experience to protect our posts from users who aren't logged in:

10.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Digital drawing of Argos and Loporrits on the moon with some carrots and a squape

Digital drawing of Argos and Loporrits on the moon with some carrots and a squape

Dog on the moon πŸŒ™

[ #ffxivart ]

10.02.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She's right about widows, mind. Bane of my existence when I was writing and posting content across multiple platforms for the charity.

So long as it's just a text draft, not a formatting/layout draft you're fine though!

10.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
This art features 100 bees of various colors and shapes.
These bees are designed in a cartoonish style, based on real species. The common name or species is written below the animals.
Some bees are moving leaves, scraping plant hair, or sticking out their tongues. Some male bees have hairy faces and unusually shaped legs. There are also baby bees that have just hatched from their petal nests.  Cute and colorful atmosphere. There are over 20,000 species of bees, so I only depicted a very small fraction of them!

This art features 100 bees of various colors and shapes. These bees are designed in a cartoonish style, based on real species. The common name or species is written below the animals. Some bees are moving leaves, scraping plant hair, or sticking out their tongues. Some male bees have hairy faces and unusually shaped legs. There are also baby bees that have just hatched from their petal nests. Cute and colorful atmosphere. There are over 20,000 species of bees, so I only depicted a very small fraction of them!

Bees 🐝

10.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8814    πŸ” 3166    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 95

A scent.

It's difficult to describe, because it wasn't just a perfume, it was a multitude of things at once, each initially clashing, then working perfectly and instilling a sense of longing.

It felt like such intense loneliness, that it inspired The Matriarch, the initial element of my setting.

10.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a banger that isn't in English?

10.02.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Being seated on the row directly behind the smoking section and being told by the stewardess, through that cigarette haze, that you were definitely seated in No Smoking.

10.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
CAKE - The Distance (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by CakeVEVO CAKE - The Distance (Official HD Video)

Pour one out, gang.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_Ho...

10.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's got a little streak of arrogance, honestly, so I could see him being a villain.

Especially if it's a magical-themed figure skating drama.

09.02.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how even his shithead brother went "whoa, my brother is being a shithead here."

09.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A slender, pale faced human in ancient Jedi/sith robes, with a dramatic look on his face.

A slender, pale faced human in ancient Jedi/sith robes, with a dramatic look on his face.

This is my character. The dramatic emo sad chap force sensitive; Kip Kazian.

09.02.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ilia Malinin, US figure skater, dressed in a head to toe black ensembled with intricate gold threading akin to tree branches or veins, leading to a jewelled neck piece. In this on he looks as if he's screaming while casting a spell.

Ilia Malinin, US figure skater, dressed in a head to toe black ensembled with intricate gold threading akin to tree branches or veins, leading to a jewelled neck piece. In this on he looks as if he's screaming while casting a spell.

Ilia Malinin, US figure skater, dressed in a head to toe black ensembled with intricate gold threading akin to tree branches or veins, leading to a jewelled neck piece. In this one, his limbs are splayed, as if he is poised to fling a bolt of dark fire.

Ilia Malinin, US figure skater, dressed in a head to toe black ensembled with intricate gold threading akin to tree branches or veins, leading to a jewelled neck piece. In this one, his limbs are splayed, as if he is poised to fling a bolt of dark fire.

Ilia Malinin, US figure skater, dressed in a head to toe black ensembled with intricate gold threading akin to tree branches or veins, leading to a jewelled neck piece. In this one he's punching the air, and he's caught mid-movement, making his hair look as if he's in a new wave covers band.

Ilia Malinin, US figure skater, dressed in a head to toe black ensembled with intricate gold threading akin to tree branches or veins, leading to a jewelled neck piece. In this one he's punching the air, and he's caught mid-movement, making his hair look as if he's in a new wave covers band.

"Why should I, a tabletop roleplayer, watch figure skating?"

Because you've got a lad performing feats that will inspire your Athletics, Agility or Dexterity rolls while dressed as a wee sparkly necromancer, that's why!

(Also his routine voiceover is hilariously cringey, but his skills are πŸ‘©β€πŸ³)

09.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white sketch drawing of a woman knight in armor, her sword on her right shoulder, cuts and blood on her face
This was done as a study of a pic, for the pose and armor

Black and white sketch drawing of a woman knight in armor, her sword on her right shoulder, cuts and blood on her face This was done as a study of a pic, for the pose and armor

bloody knight

09.02.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4517    πŸ” 1180    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 10

It's OK, if Falen goes down that fork in her path then both killing Cassius and dying herself is the point of her story.

Also she becomes a Valkyrie.

09.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, since Cassius' dreams are of a doom befelling the city, clearly this is the person that Falen will eventually have to become a killer once more for.

(Also the imagery very much fits the Psychic Expert Path, with the Telekinetic Slam ability so that could be an option?)

09.02.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out the "Sabrina Carpenter builds and fucks a man made of Pringles" ad is, in fact, real and not a 2026 TVGoHome fever dream. 🫠

09.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The subversion of "god bless America" to include the entirety of both continents was genuinely great. πŸ’œ

09.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Madame Gaga, Bon-Jovi, and the Cold Play
YouTube video by Dre Ortiz Madame Gaga, Bon-Jovi, and the Cold Play

All we need is a brief Coldplay cameo at this show for that Toast Of London clip to come true.

09.02.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kicks only, for international football appeal.

09.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here is the segment. Get on it Magic community. Need to see a Casual Magic interview and a Shuffle Up and Play with her stat!

youtu.be/5sg9awJFZ0c?...

08.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 439    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 23

You'll end up in hospital again.

08.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Minion at 2026 Winter Olympics: Tomas-Llorenc Guarino Sabate given Minions music permission After days of legal wrangling and online outcry, the Minion - Spanish figure skater Tomas-Llorenc Guarino Sabate - will skate in Milan after all.

February 21st for the Exhibition Gala at the end of the games!

Oh, and if you watch the Men's Individual competition later this week, Spain have someone performing to, no word of a lie, a Minions Melody.

08.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Japan have skated to the theme from Yuri On Ice, previously, getting the crowd really in to it.

You'll find the further you get from the Olympic Finals, the more fun the music choices get, though.

08.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It depends on the competition - music choices aren't entirely in the hands of the team, certainly not in the hands of the skater. But, they can and do make fun choices.

Georgia, for instance, did dance to The Offspring in the qualifying stage for the Team competition this week.

08.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just pay people like that no mind. I got blocked this last week by someone who left a comment saying "zealots like you are destroying America" on a post about religion in a TTRPG setting that had nothing to do with real world religion, nor America. 😸

Let them drift on by.

08.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

They've been around almost a year now, so they must be doing well enough in sales.

08.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Japan gave a shit about Ice Dance, then the national team competitions would be a walkover.

Surely their Olympic Committee know this, but with Ice Dance being viewed as a lesser sport (fairly or unfairly) it's difficult to get the nation's best talent involved.

It's like the mirror of Team GB.

08.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the curling, I'm loving the Deidre Barlow glasses worn by Sweden's Isabella Wrana.

08.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, enjoy. It's me not thinking. πŸ’œ

08.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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