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Paul Foxcroft

@paulfoxcroft.bsky.social

Comedian, Improviser, Writer, Game Designer, Game Writer, Voice Actor and pro Dungeon Master for Questing Time. Was actually in #TedLasso - they can't take that away. Find me at #AdventureX!

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But… but is there *ANY* way this could be a woman’s fault…?

07.02.2026 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2422    πŸ” 483    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 43
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Child at the podium: β€œA woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our cityβ€”and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

06.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 42776    πŸ” 7416    πŸ’¬ 1072    πŸ“Œ 1890
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Show me something more perfect. You can’t x

06.02.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 414    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5
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I feel very attacked

05.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My dad has come to an arrangement with the public pool in Nottinghamshire where he swims: after everyone else has got out of the pool, he is permitted to do a somersault before he gets changed. β€œTHEY OPEN UP THE STORAGE CUPBOARD AND LET ME GO IN THERE SO I CAN GET A GOOD RUN-UP,” he said. Last week my dad, who will be seventy in August, got his friend Malcolm, who is seventy-three, to film the somersault. β€œIt’s shattered all his illusions,” my mum told me. β€œUntil he saw the film he thought he was creating poetry in motion. But it’s really just an old bloke who can’t run fast doing a sideways flop.”

My dad has come to an arrangement with the public pool in Nottinghamshire where he swims: after everyone else has got out of the pool, he is permitted to do a somersault before he gets changed. β€œTHEY OPEN UP THE STORAGE CUPBOARD AND LET ME GO IN THERE SO I CAN GET A GOOD RUN-UP,” he said. Last week my dad, who will be seventy in August, got his friend Malcolm, who is seventy-three, to film the somersault. β€œIt’s shattered all his illusions,” my mum told me. β€œUntil he saw the film he thought he was creating poetry in motion. But it’s really just an old bloke who can’t run fast doing a sideways flop.”

THREAD.

A selection of notes I have made in my notebook about my dad, and the things he does.

1. The Public Swimming Pool

05.02.2026 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 360    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 36

We are 2 days into the crowdfunder and The Deepest Dark is just shy of 50% funded!

04.02.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Natural selection's doing it's job, it would seem.

04.02.2026 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man faces consequences of actions.

I fixed your headline for you!

04.02.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been in the woods.

Despite what my face is doing here, and the cold... it was nice.

I did lean on a tree and it fell down... turns out it was very dead, but I briefly felt very powerful

03.02.2026 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Springsteen writes a protest song, send it to Tom Morello, says "what do you think, it's kind of soapboxy". Morello replies, "Subtlety is great Bruce, but sometimes you gotta kick them in the fucking teeth". πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

Saw Joan Jett speaking out as well. πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
Long live Rock and Roll!!!

01.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1401    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 6

It is 7:35am.

Having barely slept, I am on a train to London upon which I am bringing tremendous "How's dare you!" energy.

02.02.2026 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Troublemaker is my middle name.

01.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 18404    πŸ” 3046    πŸ’¬ 551    πŸ“Œ 189

I need details.

01.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great tips!

I'll look into these alts!

01.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just great work, mate.

Lovely stuff.

01.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not saying I've had a weird afternoon.

But I am saying that I have told a stranger "I'm gonn roast a chicken!" to their face three times.

The same stranger.

Jesus Christ.

I migh tnot be able to go back to that M&S.

01.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey. Nobody's happy they've got a choke hold on so many things.

I need to learn it's dark arts - I can't get them clean lines in the Photoshop.

31.01.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YUP!

31.01.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a great design though.

What software are you making this with?

31.01.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Document this!

I crave updates!

30.01.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Awful, awful news.

30.01.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
How to Paint Vaporwave Nighthaunt: A Beginner's Guide to Airbrush Glazing and Gradients
YouTube video by Dana Howl How to Paint Vaporwave Nighthaunt: A Beginner's Guide to Airbrush Glazing and Gradients

Oh totally, that’s exactly why I have more Nighthaunt painted than anything else. I was really struggling with getting them painted up until I found this Dana Howl video and stole the scheme.

youtu.be/1VeWI5KRAok?...

01.02.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
If this is your first winter storm, remember four tips:
1. Fill up your tub and/or pots with water for your toilet.
2. Do not use propane heaters indoors. The fumes kill.
3. Everyone staying in one room consolidates warmth.
4. The Norwegian camp didn't destroy itself. One of you is the thing.

If this is your first winter storm, remember four tips: 1. Fill up your tub and/or pots with water for your toilet. 2. Do not use propane heaters indoors. The fumes kill. 3. Everyone staying in one room consolidates warmth. 4. The Norwegian camp didn't destroy itself. One of you is the thing.

27.01.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 198    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Delve into The Deepest Dark From Ella Watts - Delve into The Deepest Dark

It's one week until crowdfunding starts for The Deepest Dark as part of Zinetopia on @backerkit.com, and Zine Month more widely!

In our game, you're asked to play people from the real world, in the real world, who've been trapped underground. You will die in these caves. Find hope anyway. (1/6)

27.01.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Same.

I can't blame a person, myself included, for getting psyched about new tech. But mercifully we both had the wherewithal to eplore the underlying processes and realise that it's... you know... morally void.

I did better as soon as I knew better is a laudable statement.

27.01.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It can't "mean" anything.

27.01.2026 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When it was very new - I tried out one of the image generating apps, I forget which one.

I had maybe four goes.

It didn't make anything worth looking at, and then I read more about how AI works, what it costs and what people who like it are like.

Never looked back.

27.01.2026 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I put my comic-making advice in a series of free How-To articles on my website (how to break in, how to stay in, economics, pitches, scripts and a lot more):
www.jimzub.com/category/tut...

And also have extensive examples on my YouTube channel:
youtube.com/@jimzub

25.01.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The goodest of luck.

25.01.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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