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I fell asleep while documenting my dream 🤷🏼‍♀️ @bihlasanga.bsky.social

Taking a pee and realizing I have gr8 tits and a wonderful nose congrats to my hot boyfriend for bagging me

I like how sticky the tables are at Applebees every time

I made a really REALLY cunty new look for this showw

Dating in 2025 is lying about health conditions so you can get your bf an inhaler when his insurance won’t cover it 👑

Before and after nose I can’t wait til swelling goes down

May the eclipse be kind to you all. May all the unexpected changes and revelations be for your good and growth.

Great White Egret, Mississippi River last week:

#birds #nature #egret #wildlife

My insurance would have covered my rhinoplasty because it’s part of my ffs but my surgeon said it was because of a 2mm hole in my septum (my septum piercing) and insurance completely covered it to “fix” the septum piercing I paid $60 for in 2021 and that’s so cool and cute anyway come to my show🥂👃

I woke up at 3 am and now it’s almost SEVEN and I can’t fall back asleep

Thanks glue

I don’t wanna do brows at the orange store anymore yall :( I seriously hate it so much.

Hi anyone who’s had their boobs done please tell me you know what I mean when I say I can feel and hear the implants slosh around inside when they are first healing 😭 I forgot after the first time and I hate it even more now!

New nose who’s asking?

Easter with @huntrmillr.bsky.social @bihlasanga.bsky.social and @ilanalogan.bsky.social disheveled discombobulated deviled eggs

bought a labubu high as fuck sunday at 3am. it’s my favorite color, standing up

I think I may be turning all of my friends into transsexuals.

“maybe they just need someone in charge of people so transgenders can be happier” - @ilanalogan.bsky.social

2day 🦒 🐈 🦢

Just ground my own coffee for the first time since working at scooters and I don’t know why I ever stopped 😭 it’s so much better

This and our new neighbors being lesbians. What a wonderful day 💕🌟

Pearl got a labubu

How can you say the universe doesn’t want me to be addicted to nicotine when I just found a sickening supply (one piece) of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics (great value nicotine gum) in the bottom of my sauna (apartment complex community dryer)

I can’t wait til I’m done moving so my money can go towards my online shopping addiction again instead of moving costs :,)

@coxcommunications.bsky.social hi you are the worst internet provider. Your customer service is trash and your service is trash and a waste of money please reconsider your field of business it stresses me out that something so bad exists.

Huge if true