Maple the (s)Witch

yall know these doorknob covers? make sure to put them on the bathroom door, and mitten your little ones! watch them bat at it before they fill their pampers! put one on the inside of their nursery! or on the front door so they can never escape!

Adorable, and happy to hear it

Too short to give good uppies, too tall to get good uppies
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I'm doing the same thing!

You two should definitely be friends

I've thought about taking up yoga on my nongym days. Might be worth doing padded

Do you not want a warning?

I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time, but claiming potty skills without a license can get you in a lot of trouble. I'd hate to see a pretty thing like you in a state mandated locking cover

I like it! But I don't want a lot of it

Just listened to the second CAPCON podcast. I thought the event had already sold out. But apparently it's still just the host hotel rooms that are sold out and they still have plenty of general admission tickets left. So if anyone is still thinking about going next year you can!

License and registration, miss?

Oh, did you take in your certified potty charts and get your license issued in triplicate?

I'm on your side, cutie! You're just too little to know what you need right now

What a good friend you have!

The heart wants what the heart wants. And sometimes what it wants is another woman's husband. Precious girl, you won't fuck him. He's mine.

But if you want closer to him, I have a solution for you babydoll. A way for you to entangle yourself in his heartstrings while never being a threat to me.

Goals, really

Imagining 💭

If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages

Can confirm

A good girl like you can overcome anything

Well played, good sir

I'm not naive! I'm a liar!

everyone who says "nuh uhh, I don't need them!"

who do you think you are fooling here?

...daddy and mommy?

Me and @fawnyabdl.bsky.social covered a lot of ground in this one. From the recent Visa/Mastercard fiasco, to AI in the scene, and an hour-long discussion about how to be a good hang

Episode 123 is now available on Apple, Spotify, etc.!

atoddswithgod.com/e/dear-jazzi...

It's hot. And the ol' farm truck is pretty and neat, but AC didn't become common in these things until the 1960s. That's ok though, mommy knows you don't need clothes to be out in the field. And she can make sure you don't get dehydrated.

just some doodlin to get me defrosted

Sounds like he's about ready to decide you're done with pottytraining

Thank you! I'm guilty of becoming one of those people who thinks of the country more after moving to a city

It's hot. And the ol' farm truck is pretty and neat, but AC didn't become common in these things until the 1960s. That's ok though, mommy knows you don't need clothes to be out in the field. And she can make sure you don't get dehydrated.