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Latest posts by grillpill.bsky.social on Bluesky

MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast

MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek

13.12.2024 05:41 — 👍 16141    🔁 1863    💬 141    📌 117

this place is doomed if the biggest shitheads are ostracized. It’s curtains for you if you don’t take that spam call. game over if you don’t step in that dog shit over there right this second

07.12.2024 04:11 — 👍 4914    🔁 732    💬 38    📌 3

[doctor coming to brief my family in the waiting room]

He's awake and posting.

06.12.2024 13:59 — 👍 5450    🔁 587    💬 36    📌 20

Wow… all this animosity towards CEOs in the healthcare industry. Almost like someone could run a political campaign against them and be extremely successful

05.12.2024 00:42 — 👍 1346    🔁 113    💬 12    📌 4

Now that I'm down 40 lbs from summer I can say definitely that winter sucks a lot more now

04.12.2024 19:08 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Moooore

04.12.2024 17:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Needs more protein

04.12.2024 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
everett byram @rad_milk
marge simpson calls her husband
"homie" because he is her friend

everett byram @rad_milk marge simpson calls her husband "homie" because he is her friend

03.12.2024 19:45 — 👍 126    🔁 15    💬 2    📌 0

Who up cybering they monday

03.12.2024 02:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(pike held up to my neck) you will never exit the rental market. you will be forced out of your apartment every two years for the rest of your life. you will never know peace and security. you see, mommy blackrock and people with generational wealth need secure returns on investment

02.12.2024 16:31 — 👍 342    🔁 56    💬 5    📌 0

Tomorrow is not guaranteed, thug it out today

02.12.2024 13:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Smoking bar, Creed blaring, national treasure and 06 family guy on the tvs. I've never been so back

28.11.2024 01:38 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

YOU DON’T NEED TO DEFROST THE TURKEY IF YOU’RE DEEP FRYING. JUST TOSS THAT FROZEN BAD BOI RIGHT INTO THE BUBBLING HOT OIL. PREFERABLY INDOORS.

27.11.2024 14:36 — 👍 734    🔁 87    💬 35    📌 14

Engagement farming? You mean senior year of college in the south

21.11.2024 20:26 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this gets to the point i keep making. to the media elites who are obsessed with anti-wokeness, something like mass deportation is a total abstraction whereas they are annoyed, on a daily basis, by their supposedly “woke” younger colleagues and social media antagonists

19.11.2024 13:49 — 👍 6411    🔁 979    💬 115    📌 30
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waterboarding my inner child

16.11.2024 04:05 — 👍 26    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

It’s so refreshing to spend time in a feed that’s isn’t being artificially pumped full of right wing propaganda all the time

14.11.2024 19:46 — 👍 19134    🔁 1326    💬 412    📌 71
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He has a problem

15.11.2024 05:03 — 👍 37    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i must be julian casablancas the way the strokes got her asking is this it

15.11.2024 04:34 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

At least here I only have to mute the annoying bluemaga and not 100 christofascists a day

15.11.2024 04:25 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Unlike Trump I would have normal cabinet members like the davinki twins as my Communications director and the property brothers as head of HUD.

14.11.2024 23:28 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

only consuming bad news online every day is probably good for your mental health overall

14.11.2024 05:18 — 👍 8933    🔁 859    💬 130    📌 32

Looking for 1,000,000,000 of my closest friends

14.11.2024 20:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you're new and your feed is empty, remember you can add more feeds

14.11.2024 16:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Jokes on you I never had a reply guy that I didn't hate

14.11.2024 15:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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