FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States https://theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375/
Important point.
Latest script just dropped: “Short-term pain for long-term gain”
Yes, Kurt, we are all upset over the refereeing in last night‘s Sharks/Islanders game.
*picks up old bottle from ocean, reads message*
Rosebud
*picks up old bottle from ocean, reads message*
All your base are belong to us.
Legend
Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it.
The Fargo Woodchippers.
That little guy is kinda funny looking.
Hell six months ago he didn’t know what groceries were.
Gonna remind people who wanted to say Trump was better than Kamala in handling the Israel/Palestine conflict...
Kamala wanted immediate ceasefire.
Trump wanted Palastine to be leveled, turned into resort properties and maybe let refugees come back as workers.
Historic clownery.
“Iran from the Epstein Files”
Run Forest, Run!
My fifth great grandfather signed the Declaration of Independence.
I’ve never seen anybody so proud to be a complete asshole.
So then you’re gonna go ahead and vote for funding. Fuck you.
“A mountain of buttered toast begging to have justice done to it” has got to be the greatest ad copy ever written. Some real Don Draper shit there.
Now more than ever
"Nuculeer" 😒
It’s amazing how universal this is.
Carlos Mendoza, when asked who plays right field on opening day for the Mets
Is that Nigel Olsson?
“It’s just good style to get to know people before you bomb them.”
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And gee what a coincidence that Venezuela’s oil revenue is now being funneled to Trump via Qatar.
1. Funnel Venezuela’s oil revenue into Trump’s pockets
2. Bomb the Middle East to stifle their oil exports
3. Profit
From “Lower grocery prices on Day 1” to “Eat shit” in one year.
You just led me to Lindbergh’s Wikipedia page and holy crap what a rollercoaster ride that is. I had no idea.
Smoove
