Vicky

if you know of anyone doing mutual aid in the LA area add it to the list!

Literally this is how they sound.

Features of Adulthood xkcd.com/3034

Something rather phallic and possibly edible.

Dear Marks & Spencer,

What on Earth were you thinking?

Regards,

Me.

not now babe I’m watching the gritter tracker

How might Elon Musk govern as Trump's shadow president? For clues, we visited his favorite neo-Nazi forums on 4Chan.

Massive Google slop that’s all fake.

Someone on Reddit searched for (the non-existent) John Wick 5, and Google spared no expense to lie to them.

Black Flag Brewing Company’s A Wizard is Sometimes Thicc, featuring a wizard with a big ass, wearing only a hat

Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today

If you take it literally, “Last Christmas” by Wham! is a song about organ donation from the POV of a ghost.

everything is better with cheese

Give it a fucking rest mate, I’m on nights.

Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.

Explain this, humankind

In toxic cultures, people prove their intelligence by tearing others down.

In healthy cultures, people use their intelligence to build others up.

Knowledge and expertise are not weapons to wield. They're resources to share.

#latelatetoyshow

+ a Carlos Alcaraz...

This is the yearly bday party alarm to go get the food before the nearby restaurant closes at 20 on the Saturday 😅

Best. Cliffs Notes. Ever.

Бих искала да кажа "да", но смятам, че доста хора го ползват това като извинение да не се полагат дори минимални усилия за доста неща, та... tentative yes :)

The Chemtrails Brothers

Word of the day is a favourite, from old Scots.

To ‘tartle’ is to hesitate while introducing someone because you have completely forgotten their name.

My husband was in for hemorrhoid surgery and I winked at the doctor and asked him to add an extra stitch #womeninmalefields

She won the Internet.

99% of the advice people give for using Bluesky amounts to “don’t willingly have a terrible experience”, and the messed up thing is that peoples experience online has gotten so bad they legitimately need to be reminded of that

Goth.
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Visigoth.

First rule of Suspense Club:

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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Bluesky is truly having an incredible run as Threads' head of product

Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?

Worked like ✨magic✨!

This looks like my best bet so far! Thank you so much for all the suggestions 👑🙏

Anyone know how I can create a custom feed for posts from people from a followed Starter pack? 👀🙏