APY216 ( captain-wayne.com )

I FORGOR TO POST THIS HERE god
Happy late bday to @apy216.bsky.social :D THARR BE TREASURE

Thanks! .;D

Captain Wayne (Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation) looks at the camera saying "Make a wish, compadre." while putting his robotic fingers behind a birthday cake. His robotic hands' tips are light with fire, acting like birthday candles. The birthday cake itself has three-layers, is covered in sprinkles, and has the letters "A", "P" and "Y" atop of it.

Captain Wayne blows the tips of his robotic fingers out after saying "You'll never know when you might need it."

I didn't play the game too much, but I thought it'd be nice to give @apy216.bsky.social something nice, anyway. Happy birthday!

An image of the titular Captain Wayne facing off against the nefarious crime lord known as KING! They look pretty fierce! Who will win? I think it's pretty obvious but PLAY THE GAME ANYWAY TO FOUND OUT!!! Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation is a heavily stylized first person shooter where you play as a sailor with a TWIN BARREL SHOTGUN for an ARM! Poor Wayne got his boat stolen by his sworn enemy, the Killer Whale Mercenary group, this time under the payroll of the diabolical King and his cronies...! It isn't all bleak though! Because once Wayne washes ashore on the beach those idiots were celebrating their victory against you on, it's your time to whoop some ass and take back the day! Reclaim your stolen vessel, uncover the King's sinister plan for Orca Isle and completely uproot his blood drenched path to success by BLOWING UP HIS SHIT AND BEATING HIS FUCKING ASS!!! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE!?!?! GO PLAY IT!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!! GRAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Wanna know what I've been up to in 2025? PLAY CAPTAIN-WAYNE, DAMN IT!! Myself and a team comprised only of the GREATEST and MOST TALENTED people I know worked like hell to put the whole thing together, and now's your chance to take her for a spin!!!

START 2026 RIGHT AND SET SAIL!
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birtday

Been playing more of #captainwayne lately
@ciaran-games.bsky.social

Great lighting so far!

Update to the custom #captainwayne riptide rampage map. all is still WIP and is subject to change.

I have done LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE but work on Captain Wayne day in and day out so go forth and or tell a friend!

#captainwayne

An image of the titular Captain Wayne facing off against the nefarious crime lord known as KING! They look pretty fierce! Who will win? I think it's pretty obvious but PLAY THE GAME ANYWAY TO FOUND OUT!!! Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation is a heavily stylized first person shooter where you play as a sailor with a TWIN BARREL SHOTGUN for an ARM! Poor Wayne got his boat stolen by his sworn enemy, the Killer Whale Mercenary group, this time under the payroll of the diabolical King and his cronies...! It isn't all bleak though! Because once Wayne washes ashore on the beach those idiots were celebrating their victory against you on, it's your time to whoop some ass and take back the day! Reclaim your stolen vessel, uncover the King's sinister plan for Orca Isle and completely uproot his blood drenched path to success by BLOWING UP HIS SHIT AND BEATING HIS FUCKING ASS!!! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE!?!?! GO PLAY IT!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!! GRAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Wanna know what I've been up to in 2025? PLAY CAPTAIN-WAYNE, DAMN IT!! Myself and a team comprised only of the GREATEST and MOST TALENTED people I know worked like hell to put the whole thing together, and now's your chance to take her for a spin!!!

START 2026 RIGHT AND SET SAIL!
captain-wayne.com

a screenshot of the Captain Wayne Steam page showing that it has an Overwhelmingly Positive review score

i am so proud of the entire ciaran team right now for putting this game together.
thank you all! ⚓❤️

Captain Wayne - Vacation Desperation on Steam Captain Wayne is an intense, fast-action Retro Shooter about a sailor with a SHOTGUN for an ARM!! With a cartoony, hand-drawn art style and gory gameplay, you'll have to mow down enemies through 8 act...

CAPTAIN WAYNE VACATION DESPERATION IS ONE OF THE BEST SHOOTERS OF 2025, AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING
store.steampowered.com/app/2319790/...

"here's my ride idea, its a tunnel of love but There Are Freaks in it."

Thank you very much! I'm glad you had fun! ⚓️

He's all in...

Happy Wayne Wednesday .;)

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#CaptainWayne

painting of King from Captain Wayne, a large humanoid robot, striking a pose. text: DROP DEAD

bow before living art

CWVD's Bugfix Round 1 is LIVE. 🐞🪲🐛

Changelog down below!
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last time we blasted our way through most of CAPTAIN WAYNE, so now let's get through DA BIG FINALE! probably gonna be a shorter one as long as im good at this game (I am not very good at this game.) (also might be scuff Sorry) #DieLandlubbers #BarbaraPleaseCallMeBack

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THIS FUCKS!!!

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play captain wayne if you haven’t yet!!

This is freaking awesome

quickly sketched up a Captain Wayne for @ciaran-games.bsky.social ‘s launch day!! Congrats to the team for putting out something great. Can’t wait to play the full thing!

#CaptainWayne

Happy waynesgiving, here‘s a Barbra McKraken #captainwayne

It has been one hell of a ride to get here, but we made it in the end thanks to our AMAZING team at @ciaran-games.bsky.social and you guys for being so cool and supportive throughout the years

Thank you all!

Look forward to more Captain Wayne soon!

This is only the beginning... ⚓

#CaptainWayne

Everybody starts off shit, but with enough practice you can school the hell out of those Killer Whale bastards! I believe in you! 💪

Aye!!! It's been a pleasure!!

You are welcome! 💪⚓️