Alex

I’m being so real we need to start taking peoples licenses and crushing their cars in front of them

I’m not a sl*t I just love love

Hands on your knees I’m Angelina Jolie

Will be returning to The Emerald Isle

Not the city sending someone to check my apartment bc my water usage patterns are so different depending on the day 😭😭😭

Did you know that all the generators on the power grid are spinning in sync with each other? The grid has a heartbeat and each and every machine connected to it must follow the rhythm.

This includes the machines in your home! Your buzzing fridge compressor is beating in time with the same heart.

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Walking on a patch of ice against the wind and going nowhere. Looney tunes physics are in effect

Taking a week and a half off and cramming two vacations into that time is not at all stressful

The Canadian Rockies are home to some of this planet's most spectacular mountain scenery. Radiating clouds reflect the last light of day onto beautiful turquoise Peyto Lake & surrounding mountains. True to its name, the mountains of the Endless Chain end at the edge of the world. #photography

Haircut booked for this week!

Mario party is ruining my relationship

A trip to Vegas is Mormon Rumspringa

So there’s this restaurant in the east village

Watching the sunrise from 35k ft while ribs plays…. Yeah

costco: one free sample per person, don't be greedy

me:

LGDTBTDTH

no one talks about the Norwegian butter crisis enough

New York’s hottest club is Wawa on Christmas

Me standing next to a frozen body of water

Banff National park from the trans Canadian highway

Me standing on frozen lake Louise with snowy mountains in the background

Canada, eh? 🍁

Took the most gorgeous photos at Banff today but left my camera in the rental car and they haven’t gotten back to me yet 😭😭😭

Checks out

Had to work today and I’m so thankful after the full play by play of how stressful thanksgiving was from my brothers and mother

You ever sit and eat hunched over and then get the bene gesserit voice in your head saying “sit up straight”

And you’re so right but my importer was in a rush when he was in Paris

Because it’s better