Lynne

Lynne

@lynsey-bee.bsky.social

My life mostly involves children, pets, ADHD, ASD, OCD, gardening and stained glass making 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

214 Followers 432 Following 4 Posts Joined Nov 2024
8 months ago

British Police can snap into action to threaten Kneecap and Bob Vylan because they used Glastonbury to challenge genocide.

Remind me again how many prosecutions have there been over Grenfell?

Or the Post Office / Fujitsu scandal?

Keir Starmer is utterly useless when it comes to Justice.

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8 months ago
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“Pull my fucken’ finger.”

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8 months ago

I came home and opened the news.

russia launched a missile attack on the city of Dnipro and the surrounding region, striking civilian infrastructure and a passenger train.

At least eleven people were killed, and more than 100 were wounded.

I want the world to know.

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10 months ago
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2025: Keir Starmer suggests that pressure on housing and public services is because of migrants

2020: Keir Starmer, "Poor housing, poor public services are not the fault of the migrants, they're political failure"

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10 months ago
Photo of a book on a bookshelf in a shop. It’s by the late Pope Francis. Large picture of his head together with the word ‘Hope’.

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

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10 months ago

stop whatever you're doing rn!! and draw someone in a gold bikini!! if you're driving pull over first

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10 months ago
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On February 8, 2025, kayaker Adrián Simancas was briefly swallowed by a humpback #whale off #Chile’s coast. The whale surfaced unexpectedly, engulfing him and his kayak, then released him unharmed seconds later. The incident was captured on video by his father.

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10 months ago

JESUS: So why is it called The Last Supper?

JUDAS: Oh we're not all calling it that

JESUS: What?

JUDAS: What?

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RFK Jr: Autistic kids are a tragedy. They'll never pay taxes, never hold down a job, never contribute anything to society

Autistic kids:

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10 months ago

Do all animals have magic bones inside them that grant wishes when you break them or is it just turkeys

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11 months ago
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So true...road to recovery will be challenging....

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11 months ago
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Damn it, Daniel!

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11 months ago
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Matt Hancock Intervened to Help Conservative Donor's Pizza Firm Land Lucrative Covid PPE Contract Two days before winning the contract, the company, which had no previous experience of supplying medical equipment, removed 'pizza' from its name

Matt Hancock intervened personally to help a pizza firm, owned by a Conservative donor, win a lucrative Covid PPE contract.

Two days before winning the deal, the company, which had no previous experience of supplying medical equipment, removed ‘pizza’ from its name

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11 months ago

folks again unless you have no other choice do not get in a helicopter for any goddamn reason

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11 months ago

Who called them sea monkeys when shrimpanzees was right there?

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“He made 2.5 million today and he made $900 million. That’s not bad.”

Sounds like market manipulation to me. That’s bad.

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11 months ago

can’t stop thinking about the fact that a stick of butter is a loaf of milk.

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Hello. Does anyone know what this is, please? It's in a graveyard in the south of Scotland, near the gate as you go in. The skull and crossbones carving makes me think it's 18th century. It almost looks like a baptismal font, but surely not. I'm puzzled and would like to be unpuzzled. Thank you.

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11 months ago
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How's that one workin out for ya Jake my son?

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11 months ago

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

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11 months ago

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.

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11 months ago

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

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11 months ago
Bert holding Ernie hostage like it was Misery broh. Hommie tied to the bed wtf

MISERY (1990)
Director: Rob Reiner

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11 months ago
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#America!

Don't Allow Them To 'Mince Words'!

They Know (Or Have Been Schooled By Now) on the Differences Between the terms, "War Plans", and, "Target Packages".

BOTH ARE CLASSIFIED!

They can SAY, "Nobody Texted Any War Plans!"

They CANNOT say, "Nobody Texted Any Target Packages!"

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11 months ago

He died doing what he loved to do best, trying to put jorts on a kangaroo.

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11 months ago
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Former Irish PM

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