SaganKemo 🌻

My prescription today was $374 for a 3 month supply. I asked them to change it to a 30 day supply. It was $51 bucks.

The math doesn’t math.

LinkedIn is cool because I was always wondering what it would be like if people I sort of knew wrote mediocre press releases about themselves.

Nancy Mace deleted this but not before she proved both she and “Gunther” have reading comprehension issues.

Mario Kart themed Christmas tree. Hot wheel track for garland. Nintendo star for a topper.

Merry Christmas 🎄

#mariokart #nintendo #christmastree

Went to an estate sale for a former landlady of mine today. She had confederate art on her bedroom wall. I no longer feel guilty about any damage the cats or I may have done to the place.

RIP to those kitties.

BF made breakfast pizza this morning. He threw a fit when I asked him to make scrambled eggs the other day. He doesn’t cook, he said.

Today he made pizza with sausage gravy, eggs, bacon, and cheese. And he emptied the dishwasher. Sus.

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

Pyrex. 💯

I think it’s weird when you DM someone you follow, but don’t know, just to say hi. This isn’t Grinder. Keep your sup out of my inbox.

I would probably be done grading if I didn’t stop to count how many I have left so often.

11 students to go…

Big Pharma Is the Only Reason Anyone Still Dies From HIV We have the means to eradicate AIDS as a threat to human life. Greed is keeping this from happening.

I'm constantly yelling about this. The details and history are laid out nicely in this article.

newrepublic.com/article/1887...

My Red Raiders won.
My Wildcats lost.
But Colorado didn’t make it to the championship game, so I’m calling the weekend a win overall. #Big12

Kansas City Chiefs DT Tershawn Wharton catches child who fell headfirst from stands, invites him to next game | CNN After quite possibly saving a child’s life on Sunday, Kansas City Chiefs defensive tackle Tershawn Wharton has invited the young fan to a game.

After quite possibly saving a child’s life on Sunday, Kansas City Chiefs defensive tackle Tershawn Wharton has invited the young fan to a game.

I need Kyle and Genevieve to make it to the end for me to win mine.

i think it’s possible to simultaneously be trying to be a better person, feel angry, feel joy, be in pain, laugh at ourselves, & be in the process of healing. it’s never either or; always ampersand

I was already excited to click on a news story about Rudy Giuliani having a meltdown in court today and YELLING at the judge. But nothing prepared me for the courtroom sketch

🤔 #UnionsForAll

Thanks!

I have shirts I only wear to the grocery store. My “Ted Cruz Sucks” shirt is my favorite. A handful of compliments and smirks each time. Lots of pearl clutching (which is also a compliment).

A sepia toned photo of a person with a curly updo, wearing a striped short sleeve dress and apron standing at the stove of a 60s style kitchen. A child in pigtail braids and a dress stands next to them. The child says, “Mom, why don’t we go to church?” The adult responds, “Because the pastor voted for a rapist, dear.”

Good morning, skeeters! Sundays are for calling organized religion on their bullshit.

Here already. Bring us some water and common sense.

by the way What We Do In The Shadows is maybe the funniest series on TV right now? why had no one told me?*

*I know at least a dozen people told me but I kept forgetting, shut up, I'm watching it now and it's the best

Nobody seems to miss Kmart.

If you’re not blasting metal and moshing with your pit bulls, are you even doing it right?

I say I’m okay having left the other site, but deep down I miss Tim Curry telling someone who insulted him he slept with their mom last night.

#TimCurry

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

Kyle is keeping my Survivor fantasy team in contention.

Please kick out Sue next. 😂

#survivor