Ramona Romance

Using onlyfans as a Roth IRA

I think trapeze hurts my brain more than my body

all of my creative efforts should be sponsored by village discount

The System of a Down La Isla Bonita has no business being so good wtf

I suppose practice fleshing for like 2hrs would make me smell like fuel for the rest of the day

@treznor.bsky.social do you still talk to the guy from Slam Bamboo

Producers who don’t pay their performers a guarantee don’t get to talk shit about other shows.

I found a joint in the apartment and I’m watching vine compilations everything just got better for a little bit

My grandpa died and I’m sad so I watched the second Austin Powers movie to break the tension but it wasn’t as funny as I remembered :(

….and an ex catholic

My love for Ghost exposes me as a former theatre kid

Vapor pulling is so hard. Flames shot out of my nose. I burned my bangs. She’s a mess.

Held a human skull. What a day.

Third time’s a charm. Maybe someone should try again.

The owl theory

The leg kind not the cow

How long is a calf

Resumé Cullen

Child

Is no longer child

Child

ISAMOUSE

Anyone want to start an industrial project I will have no idea what I’m doing

Should I ever need to be identified by dental records, I’m the skull with the partially erupted wisdom tooth on the upper right side that is driving my crazyyyyyu

Two months ago I put my laptop too close to my humidifier overnight and the next day water was POURING out of the ports. I JUST tried to turn it on and the thing IS ALIVEEE

My unrealistic dream job is the jester that escorts you to the guillotine doing cartwheels and laughing at you

OMG I JUST SAW A SEAGULL CARRYING A DEAD SPARROW IN ITS BEAK

When the synthesizer is compressed 🥵

Yount

Why are people named Theresa so often the unfortunate subjects of true crime cases.

Conspiracy???

Seriously they won’t stop sending me promotional material like every day of my life

I BANISH YOU HELLO FRESH

I was just violently reminded that that song walk the dinosaur exists