Mike 📺

Genuinely haven’t stopped thinking of Keke Palmer’s delivery here for a couple days now. Repeating it nonstop. #theburbs

Me watching my loans on Libby get returned without having read them

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Me at the end of the Zoom meeting where I said nothing the entire time

ICE is killing people on the street and people on the left are litigating the 2024 election

Henry this episode #industryhbo

What do we have to do to get the internet to watch Ponies? Is it enough to know Haley Lu Richardson’s character is bi?

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Watching the return of #FearFactor, but what do you mean it’s some reality show where they all live in the same house? I just wanna see people eat bull testicles and jump out of a plane.

Me pretending to understand the financial speak on Industry #industryhbo

How it feels to watch awards shows while not being invested because nothing matters #goldenglobes

I’m in love with the engagement 😔

12 of the best TV shows of 2025 (you might not see on other lists) Because I'm not like the other guys.

Just in time: Here are 12 shows I loved this year that I don't think made many other people's lists. open.substack.com/pub/michaelc...

I check in from time to time

Broadcast TV returning starting with #WillTrent and #HighPotential tonight

12 of the best TV shows of 2025 (you might not see on other lists) Because I'm not like the other guys.

Just in time: Here are 12 shows I loved this year that I don't think made many other people's lists. open.substack.com/pub/michaelc...

If I ever got Pluribus’d and I was the Carol, I’d make Them produce new seasons of shows that got canceled too soon. #pluribus

Just watched #MartySupreme

Good evening, American.

Just watched #TheHousemaid, and it has revitalized my faith in cinema.

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Marissa in the latest episode of #Elsbeth!!!!

The Girlfriend on Prime Video

So there’s this best TV show of the year…

WE FINNA BE IN THE PITT!!!!!!!!!! #emmys

“Conservative activist” sounds like such an oxymoron to me

The Sunmer I Turned Republican

#thehuntingwives

Season ended a few months ago and we already have a teaser trailer for next season. REAL television is so back. #thepitt

I watched the first two seasons of The Summer I Turned Pretty this week, and I’m so entertained Belly’s diabolicalness. She is a hilariously unaware character. Imagine asking why one brother didn’t kiss you during truth or dare in front of your ex/his brother? 😭 #thesummeriturnedpretty

Superman kinda felt like being dropped into season 3 episode 17 of a TV show #superman

Death

The #LoveIslandUSA gods when a couple is strong

Good vibes only on tonight’s episode of #LoveIslandUSA (instead of the usual traps-set-up-by-horny-Jigsaw vibes)

Pretending to be sad

Nick recoupling with Olandria 37 seconds after Cierra got kicked out #loveislandusa