shouldn’t it be Ryan Goose by now?
Everything may be terrible but it’s okay to still do things that spark joy.
Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/
man born in wisconsin town with a population of 2500 is afraid of the subway he's never taken in a city he's never lived in which is used daily by four and a half million people, equivalent to three quarters of the population of his entire state
Costco said this week that it’s expanding fertility services, a move that could mean greater access in a country where many families struggle to afford care. https://bit.ly/40rMeuS
Don't mess with Girl Scouts.
Made hanging my head out the window and risking severe electrocution, not with AI
Strongly encourage all academics, novelists, reporters, bloggers, whatever to just email this account and state that you want to opt out of this idiocy.
Overload them with emails and make them regret they ever tried this shit.
expertoptout@superhuman.com
This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
We should give some people grace and we should take grace away from other people! Who will decide? ME
🎶 walking home in the daaaaay-light 🎶
bro i think about that every damn day
(Hoppers is good, everyone go see it, there’s a great bit with a whale)
Took everything in me not to stand up in the theater and shout I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
I can’t believe I’m just remembering to tell the internet that the trailer for the forthcoming animated film Animal Farm (?!?!?!?!?) was scored by that 1986 song.
Phantom of the Opurra
Throwing away my precious TJs fried rice and shu mai isn’t making this day any better 😢
I'm the opposite, I can't read a book written in the first person.
Well, I can, but as I read I'll discover these events didn't happen to me, yet I'm somehow thinking about them as though they did. As the alien thoughts invade my mind using my own inner voice, I just start to scream and scream.
I shit you not America 250 is ringing the opening bell at the NYSE tomorrow www.nyse.com/_events/NDE1...
Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:
Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.
Christ, even Jabba's got abs
This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.
If you're a vegan it is okay to eat a comet but not so much an asteroid because they're a little meteor
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
Does whatever a pizza can
A truly A+++ bumper sticker.
My family had the first Apple IIGS in Phoenix, Arizona.
I don’t mean to be nosy, but what the fuck??
When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.
In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.
And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.
