Will Secor

The Simpsons S06E09 - "Homer Badman" Abe Simpson saying, "I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri"

The NFL (2031 - ???)

Kansas State Chiefs

Carter can secure lifetime tenure in his job if he cuts a good wrestling promo about Kiffin at a press conference in the next 24 hours

we really gotta do something about cops who were fired for disciplinary reasons finding work in neighboring jurisdictions like nothing happened

Please tell me this is in between segments in Enquirer

My Aussie Shepherd wearing a Georgia Tech Jersey. To Hell With georgia

Smart dogs know it’s spelled dog not dawg #THWg

SHEDEUR SANDERS

WELCOME TO THE BROWNS HYDRA

Georgia Tech’s defense did not concede a single point for a period of 39 minutes and 6 seconds during this game. If the offense had shown up even a little more, we win the game

My buddy has only failed to watch one game this season, NC State. He wasn’t able to turn on tonight’s game til about 8 minutes left in the second quarter. We out scored them 28-14 while he was watching

@andrewfleer.com I don’t think we cleaned enough tonight

Me too, defense actually looked good for a long stretch of the game, so there were glimpses. Just need Haynes King to look like Haynes King instead of Jeff Sims

Also GG @opg.bsky.social @spilly.bsky.social @thewillardyears.bsky.social @pittpost.bsky.social

Heisman campaign over. ACC Championship run over. Defense played well enough to win the game, offense just no showed.

Don’t forget to touch a grass today friends

“How could you build your roster in such a way that you give 4,400 minutes to Sebastien Ibeagha and Lalas Abubakar?!”

LSU v. Brian Kelly is such an interesting legal matter. Because on the one side, you have LSU trying the most intellectually insulting thing in the history of contracts. Their lawyers should probably be disbarred for participating in this sham. But on the other side, you have, you know, Brian Kelly

Don’t they play in the DFB Cup final stadium?

Hertha right?

Personally I think she should stay in the NWSL, but move to Atlanta in 2028, but I’m a little selfish

@spilly.bsky.social @opg.bsky.social @pittpost.bsky.social I wish you a very “freshman quarterback makes a bad defense look mediocre” and “HAYNES KAAAAANG” tomorrow night

fourth place

Pat Narduzzi threatening to lose by 100, then covering that self-assigned spread by 50

Next week is one of my favorite annual things: Big Ten fans calling the cops on some SEC teams playing FCS opponents ... while Ohio State bravely plays Rutgers a couple months after nobly playing Grambling

Yes OSU played Texas, yes Penn State isn't their fault, I know. Traditions are traditions

A&M: they had us in the first half

He’s late to it every time it seems.

I vaccuum every time we start losing, NC State is the only time it hasn’t worked. Still can’t get rid of all the dog hair though, these two can lay it down like Haynes King can run the ball.

Need to give Jamal some of whatever we gave Malik

They ridiculed us for years. They said we had underrated the work Ryan Silverfield was doing at Memphis. They said we didn't have our finger on the pulse of G5 football. They said we

Georgia Tech and Texas A&M had the same day today

IT’S REAL