Average Texan man

NOOOO, MY HERO

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The world when you finally stop giving a shit about people think and just flat out kill anyone you hate

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Crypto bros are genuinely the most stupid fucking people I have had the pleasure of never meeting.

I’d rather not live in the same country as Justin Trudeau

Me when I try to fix my Bluesky follower list (it says 19 yet I count 14 people and I don’t know how to fix it)

Fucking Andrew Johnson

ADHD is when your hyper focus kicks in and now your into one thing for a month and then you suddenly lose interest and don’t know what to do next.

Where's the Aliens vs Predator shooter game? Same for the terminator one?

Me looking at the politics in my feed and scroll past just to see more (I didn’t ask for this shit in my feed nor did I want it)

welcome to my life

Do you ever think Mario was on Epsteins island since peach is 15 according to my knowledge?

I still want to watch Nazis cook like marshmallows

I personally want to watch Neo Nazis regain control of Germany just so I can revive Arthur Harrington and watch him fire bomb Dresden again and watch them cry.

Why yes, I enjoy napalm fried Nazis.

I feel like Konrad Kurze from warhammer 40k after being assassinated and no longer being tormented by horrific visions.

The visions in this case being twitter.

10 video games to get to know me

Black mesa
Gmod
Rimworld
Men of war assault squad 2
Dawn of war soulstorm
Minecraft
Terraria
Star Wars empire at war
Dawn of war retribution
Half life 2

Schizos already battle their minds and imaginary threats daily. Like they’ll imagine themselves fighting giant grasshoppers and go do meth.

They don’t need to worry about arguing with 15 year olds

First mistake was arguing with a schizophrenic

People have no sense of common sense these days. I’ll admit, I like to mentally fuck with people, but even I know when some dude is doing dogshit takes just to get a rise.

Typical

What did he do?

"Hey Lois-"

(sounds of horrific vomit spewing and flesh going everywhere)

Either doing it for attention or are actually stupid by trying to eat it like an apple.

people really forget the "Don't feed the troll" rule.

I'm not even Hispanic and even i feel hatred towards this image.

I thought this was better call Saul for a second

Me looking for female custodes: y’all got any female custodes?

GW: we got lesbians with pixies cuts

Me:

Bro brought a new meeting to ‘hear no evil’

YouTube video by Astartes Anonymous This DEAF Space Marine Fought A Noise Marine?!

I will never forget the time a deaf iron hands warrior turned a noise marine into red paste after casually shrugging off his attack.

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Classic nyc

What in Christ’s name am I reading?