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Ben giving away a (third?) first serve again like this is SO stupid but also SO relatable. “Why not? It’s Christmas!”
08.08.2025 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fergus Murphy, on the radio, correctly tells the technicians they’re having a “credibility issue.”
Bring 🕺🏻 Back 🕺🏻 Human 🕺🏻 Umpires🕺🏻
I’ll always support human line judges for this reason (& because I miss the arguments)
08.08.2025 01:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IT’S OUT!!!!!
08.08.2025 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg I love this drama
08.08.2025 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nvm this escalated into asshole behavior so fucking quickly like way to mail in the L
08.08.2025 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That hurt to watch
08.08.2025 00:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like I’m thrilled for Vicky, but Osaka looks SO DEFEATED that I actually feel awful for her
08.08.2025 00:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If Cerundolo loses this I’ll gauge my fucking eyes out
03.08.2025 02:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh it’s perfect….
25.07.2025 12:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Monthly Amtrak selfie clocking in
24.07.2025 16:48 — 👍 106 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Unwinding with a glass of good wine and watching Venus. Chat, does it get better than this???
23.07.2025 01:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Had a week’s worth of screaming/problems occur at work today and it’s only Monday
22.07.2025 00:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone has to go to jail for this I don’t care
22.07.2025 00:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you ever want to ruin me don't leak my nudes, leak my selfie outtakes
18.07.2025 01:11 — 👍 53 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0
Uhhmmm this voicemail I just got from a random number???
17.07.2025 14:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“All I’m thinking about is work” oh my god this new #RHOM wife could NOT be fucking lamer
17.07.2025 01:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How is it only Wednesday
17.07.2025 00:02 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Why did I just walk home from work (60 blocks) in this heat
15.07.2025 23:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Got some sun
13.07.2025 15:02 — 👍 52 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday!! :)
13.07.2025 15:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I get more compliments on my like $100 Ted Baker watch than any nice watch I own, Daniel Wellington also has cute watches usually
11.07.2025 17:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cyst and decease
11.07.2025 02:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg Tamra pretending to be autistic again…..
11.07.2025 01:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where should I be at 3 tomorrow?
11.07.2025 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not the kidnapping kink
11.07.2025 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sooooooo seated for RHOC
11.07.2025 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Something about this new Miami housewife is VERY off-putting to me but I can’t quite place it….
10.07.2025 01:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do the RHOM taglines sound like they were recorded on a Motorola razr
10.07.2025 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Convinced myself I was having a stroke earlier but turned out I was just dangerously dehydrated
09.07.2025 23:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
