As a patriotic American, I call upon all of our former allies to tell Trump to take a long walk off a short pier, and take his entire administration with him.

"Alpha Males", HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Wait, didn't Republicans say that a totalitarian surveillance state like China or North Korea was a BAD thing??

“The Handmaid’s Tale” was a template for Project 2025, and we are getting closer to becoming Gilead every day.

And that's a sacrifice Trump and Hegseth are happy, nay ECSTATIC, to make. Along with the rest of the Cult of Trump (formerly known as the Republican Party)

"We've always been at war with Iran. There is no war in Iran. Ignore the evidence of your lying eyes and ears"

The only "plan" was "start blowing the world up so we can cancel elections and distract from the fact that every person in our administration shows up in the Epstein Files multiple times".

Is there nothing the Joint Chiefs or senior military leadership (the ones who aren't raving Christian Fundamentalist lunatics, at least) can do to mitigate the destruction this idiot wants to unleash on the world?

The fact "Dr. Strangelove" is absolutely relevant right now is depressing.

Apparently the “strategy” was “Let’s blow shit up good like we’re playing Call of Duty, start Armageddon, then wait for Jesus to return and initiate The Rapture”.

I truly wish I was joking.

Stephen Miller: "Consti-what now? I don't believe I've ever heard of such a thing. Certainly nobody in this administration has"

Oh, this is easy to fix - if you stop testing, you won't have any more cases!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Trump saw Putin's invasion of Ukraine and said "Hold my beer".

That is both the funniest and most pathetic thing I've seen in a very long time. The utter lack of any self-respect these people have is astonishing.

Another "Thing you'll never, ever, EVER see on Fox News. Ever"

Please don't give Dear Leader any more ideas. He's still trying to figure out where Obama and Biden hid the Sky Fortress he saw in The Avengers.

"Yeah, but they're brown girls, so it's ok, although it's a shame they couldn't have been repatriated to Mar-A-Lago, given their age. Oh well, people die in war. It happens. Whaddaya gonna do? Armageddon ain't gonna start itself yaknow." - Republican Party.

"In war, people die. That's just how it is. And that's a sacrifice I'm more than happy to make. Covfefe!!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️

republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️

“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️

villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️

powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️

list goes on

HUGE.

So some Republicans DO still have some cartilage left in what used to be their spines. Let's hope he doesn't cave.

So how many days was Armageddon supposed to take before Jesus returned? Just curious, since Republicans and the Israelis seem to be looking around like John Travolta in “Pulp Fiction” like they expected something to happen.

The richest Americans saw their net worth soar 120% from 2017 to 2025.

The top 1% now control $55.8 trillion in assets — more than the G.D.P. of the United States and China combined.

Meanwhile, millions of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.

Still wondering if inequality is out of control?

File under "Statistics you will never, ever, EVER see on Fox News or CBS"

MAGA: "Consti-what now? Never heard of it."

They need to kill this bill and move on... they will be forced to fix it now! Stay strong Dems. Don't cave this time! We are watching.

Or wanted to. Mostly...

"People die in war. It happens. And that's a sacrifice I'm more than happy to make"

You can tell this is satire because Trump would NEVER, EVER offer ANYTHING for free. EVER.

In STL, on March 10th, turning on my A/C. Tell me again about how climate change is a hoax?