Texts from my kid huar headed to work:
"My coworker is ripping a cigar in the car with her windows up"
Me: $100 says that is a blunt
Driving past gas today's today makes me glad I filled up yesterday
Quite the jump in prices in less than 24 hours
Yet, yet.
Fingers crossed former Secretary Paw Patrol isn't the only one with consequences
If someone is running onto the field wearing pants, that someone is not a streaker.
I'd rather be forced to listen to that on repeat than listen to any more of Collinsworth's "insights"
A lot of people were upset they had to listen to Bad Bunny at the halftime
I'm more upset I have to listen to Chris Collinsworth all game
It's unexpectedly DELICIOUS
Or someone to up the power at the near by substation at half time 😉
4 fully grown adult men are not fitting in to a Rav4
No matter what the Toyota commercials claim 🙄
Hawkins Cheezies and Helluva Good Dill Pickle dip is a game 🏈 changer
And so ends middle school basketball for the season.
I'm proudest of the fact that none of the 4 of us coaches got kicked out or "removed" from any game.
That struggle was real
Yet it does provide moments of comedy gold
And as a positive, this is the 3rd time the Bay area hosts the Superbowl.
The Browns have hosted 0 times 🤣
Kiddo to me: my prof said that she bet that none of us would be able to stay off of tiktok and i deleted it because i want to prove her wrong
Me: Is this your addictions counseling class?
Kid: yes
Me: 🤣😂🤣😂
Over / Under on the # of tines he mentions Mahomes
If you've been a University Prof for 20+ years & you boast to 1st year students is you've given less than 6 As & 11 Bs in that time.
That says much more about your proficiency at teaching course material than it does about being a demanding/tough Prof. 🙄
#CareerChange ?
I miss the times when people's side hustle was Tupperware or Candles
FFS
In tonight's episode of middle school basketball, we played the same team we played last Saturday in the tournament finals.
Upsetting that our opponents did not present us with their 1st place gold medals 😉
Was watching on my phone at the grocery store.
The phone volume was obnoxiously loud and I may have knocked over the cracker display when they sealed the W
The Bell commercial for the new Google phone is frightening
If your group of 4 friends needs to use Google to figure out how to use booster cables, maybe stick to public modes of transportation
want to feel old? christmas was two fucking weeks ago
🤣 great Gif find
*unless you're a friend or donor
Then you're living high on the patronage hog
Huge win in the "home" tournament for the 8th grades tonight.
While the player's went home to get a good night's sleep for tomorrow's early game
All of my assistant coaches headed out to the casino bar to celebrate(via Uber)
Sometimes the right Gif just appears
