Eddie Monotone

An illustration of a man crumpled on the ground with a mouth, surrounded by tentacles, growing out of his back

That itch you can’t scratch

Why is it mouthwash only comes in two flavours:
-mint julep
- the wave of acid that prompted Reiner Wolfcastle to say “the goggles, the do nothing”

Been watching the Magnum PI reboot and it got me thinking - is 'ohana' the Hawaiian equivalent to the Maori 'mahi' in terms of lazy white language appropriation?

A reddit ad for Target with the tagline "spaghetti night left a mark... everywhere"

This Target ad is definitely suggesting that spaghetti night made someone shit themselves

The Life and Death of Alex 6000 messages show the real story behind the horrific reporting on the death of a trans teen.

David Farrier has told Alex’s story with sensitivity and nuance.

www.webworm.co/p/lifeanddea...

An illustration of a person with some sort of gross parasite where their eye should be

Seeing if our sucky internet will let me post a picture

CW body horror, parasites

Nothing makes me consider paying for Spotify Premium like those god awful Pak n Save ads

You can tell how someone spends their time on the internet by what they think CBT stands for

Origami instructions are like
1. Basic fold
2. Basic fold
3. Defy the laws of physics
4. Turn over
5. Basic fold

Honestly the villains of this game I'm making were already tech-bro douche bags, but but they're even more that now

I was trying to make escapism, not insightful political commentary. Fucksake

This is why supporting an artist's Kofi or Patreon to give them a consistent income is huge. My writing takes time and wouldn't be possible at all without my patrons

Halves capsicum with eyes on top of the edge so tit looks like a face; the seeds are like tiny hilarious teeth

It’s not technically #ThingsWithFaces but I saw a suggestion to put googly eyes on capsicum halves and essentially what I’ve discovered is that I now have a permanent need to have googly eyes on hand in the kitchen.

I've said before that many anti-queer activists would rather see kids dead than queer. Rowling illustrates that perfectly in relation to trans kids here.

The options aren't "happy, cis and/or straight vs queer", it's "closeted traumatised queer and/or dead vs queer w/ a chance to thrive".

An ink drawing of several ghoulish people walking away. One is looking back over its shoulder at us

Wise Men

An illustration of a wooden bat mask, with a shadowed face peering through the open mouth

EEP

If you see this, post a magic user!

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:

Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.

That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...

House to myself, you know what that means

A cannibal rom-com is a Meat-Cute

It’s weird that in Ozark Jason Bateman gets his life spared by a cartel drug lord and he doesn’t say “well, that was a freebie”

The 8 year old, at dinner, out of nowhere:
"To me, spiders would be the worst confetti"

In his defense it probably fucking burns when the devil walks into a church

Stop the Treaty Principles Bill - TOITŪ TE TIRITI!! In 1835, 189 years ago, a gathering of great chiefs of Aotearoa signed He Whakaputanga with representatives of the British Crown. Five years from that date, Te Tiriti o Waitangi was signed between Māo...

96,000 people have signed to say - Stop the Treaty Principles Bill - #TOITŪTETIRITI!! Let’s get it to 100,000 by Tuesday ✊

our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/ka...

I’m enjoying the series Florida Man but it’s like every actor is the low budget version of someone more famous. The main guy isn’t quite Tim Roth. His love interest isn’t Margot Robbie. His dad isn’t Robert de Niro & even the comic henchman is channelling a non-union Jeff Garlin

YouTube video by NZ Music Patea Maori Club - Poi E (Music Video) HD

look, if your only exposure to Aotearoa NZ is the rightious anger displayed yesterday with the Haka heard 'round the world, you will miss out on the joy, and that would be sad.

I cannot stop watching this. The power of this woman, of this haka, of these lawmakers, in the face of a racist law. Breathtaking.

Like what happened, was he sick that day

Watching the Netflix Tomb Raider series and very confused by this kiwi character that isn't voice-acted by Rhys Darby