@that-bookie-guy.bsky.social
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#jokesters
A little Halloween Humor!
LIKE???????????? I HAVE 73 FOLLOWERS?????????????????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN??????????????????? THANK YOU BUT WHAT???????????????????????
14.10.2025 14:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YO WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME?! DON'T FOLLOW ME, I'M A HOBO AND A GOBLIN AND A MENACE TO SOCIETY ALL ROLLED INTO THE BODY OF A MAN
14.10.2025 14:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Okay, thank you!
13.10.2025 13:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Okay but how do I make a pinned post? Like, so it's the very first thing you see when you click on my account? I might be a lil stoopid please help π₯²
09.10.2025 18:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is exactly how it happened. (π§Ό)
08.10.2025 18:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
08.10.2025 13:12 β π 61 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0
it's called a fleshlight because jack-o-lantern was taken
07.10.2025 04:35 β π 697 π 153 π¬ 18 π 3
I'm offended.
05.10.2025 15:17 β π 158 π 15 π¬ 8 π 1
SHOULD BE FUCKING OBVIOUS BUT IF IT AINT.
30.01.2025 03:24 β π 368 π 245 π¬ 3 π 3ACH, HE'S JUS' A LI'L LAD! (π§Ό)
02.10.2025 16:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Single-panel comic: Two people are talking to each other. In the foreground is a person with glasses who says, "Wait a minute. Autism-spectrum people are over-represented in research science. But... But that means.." The second person in the background with curly black hair says, "My God..." The caption reads, "AUTISM CAUSES VACCINES."
okay i laughed
source: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/autism...
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I FUCKING LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRR (questioning Peridot as a kin again...)
01.10.2025 19:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why is this shit so funny bro π€£
01.10.2025 19:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know some of you are mourning summer but here I am getting ready to rub crunchy leaves on my nipples.
01.10.2025 16:41 β π 176 π 19 π¬ 18 π 5
30.09.2025 23:11 β π 988 π 85 π¬ 9 π 1
I wish society could see gender like astrology - like im a they/ them, with a he rising, but let me tell you all about my she moon sign.
01.10.2025 15:10 β π 247 π 47 π¬ 10 π 3I'm getting a pair of booty shorts like this. Nobody is stopping me. >:3
01.10.2025 17:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gamer vocabulary explained
GLHF = Gay Lesbian Hand Friend
c9 = cunnilingus
n00b = boob but censored to avoid ban
GG = Good Girl
gg ez = good girl estrogen zelda
Can confirm he does this. Wee lad always looks so sweet, too (π§Ό)
29.09.2025 19:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's like that without the "bigass dragon" part too.
29.09.2025 14:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this
29.09.2025 13:02 β π 703 π 98 π¬ 7 π 1
Tesla Cybertruck with a gold paint job that looks like urine
Cybertruck, now in piss flavor
28.09.2025 17:15 β π 2435 π 237 π¬ 278 π 42
24.09.2025 18:50 β π 1313 π 149 π¬ 26 π 6
*scrolls*
25.09.2025 04:04 β π 3540 π 349 π¬ 46 π 19Porn where the monster and the fuckee both pause and look to the heavens to ask Christ for his consent first.
24.09.2025 23:21 β π 353 π 53 π¬ 4 π 2As a Soap fictionkin (yes I have many kins) I fucking love this
24.09.2025 16:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what if the rapture happened but only to one guy
23.09.2025 22:36 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
24.09.2025 01:23 β π 276 π 108 π¬ 9 π 2
I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez Itβs
26.11.2024 15:16 β π 17427 π 1018 π¬ 685 π 150
