@asmrxist.bsky.social
Post(er) politics https://linktr.ee/asmrxists
This is how I feel about shitty shreddy lettuce both in tacos and on burgers
15.11.2025 10:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lol, lmao even
15.11.2025 09:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got to work this morning to find a close coworker weeping.
They're in bad $ trouble bc of our bad pay & a weak social support network... $7 in the bank for a week.
I told them I could help bc my people help.
So I ask if anyone can spot $5 to my Venmo so I can transfer as a lump: @Kristofer-Nivens
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
13.11.2025 03:47 β π 7210 π 990 π¬ 223 π 191
"WEBSITE FOR 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
08.11.2025 21:18 β π 7744 π 891 π¬ 180 π 95Buying a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of booze like the dirtbag I amq
07.11.2025 05:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me: "Babe wake up they're doing phrenology again!"
You: "You have to stop waking me up for that one, you wake me up multiple times a night every night to say they're doing phrenology again."
What even is this?
07.11.2025 03:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If sandwich shops donβt start offering a sandwich named βthe acquittalβ then what are we even doing
06.11.2025 21:27 β π 32236 π 5474 π¬ 698 π 218Buff guys, tiny twinks, diaper guys, cock cage guys, puppy play guys and then... Baseball
02.11.2025 10:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why's like half my discover feed just horny gay guys?
02.11.2025 10:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ahhh yes, the baseball has happened
02.11.2025 10:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Police departments paid out $2.3 billion in settlements in one year.
We're not overspending feeding people. We're overspending beating people.
It me
02.11.2025 05:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HYPOTHESIS: repeat exposure to the LessWrong discussion boards is functionally indistinguishable from mercury poisoning.
15.10.2025 15:42 β π 472 π 82 π¬ 7 π 6Jon Bongino, Dan Bonjovi
01.11.2025 07:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My friends are absolutely un-fucking-hinged
01.11.2025 07:05 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Jolly Rancher ropes
You mean to tell me a jolly rancher shot these ropes?
29.10.2025 18:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Channing Verbatim
25.10.2025 06:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
American right: shoot the wings and fuselage harder
American left: we cunningly removed the wings and fuselage so that they could not be shot and thus increase effectiveness
Shoulda said this is some shit I'm working on in original post
21.10.2025 06:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
In-progress box and Byzantine chain weave choker/harness
Half-persian weave bracelet
Same in-progress choker/harness from the first pic worn
Byzantine chain from the first photo
21.10.2025 06:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The dial on the Make-Things-Worse Machine only turns one way
19.10.2025 20:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
goddamn is there anything Wikipedia editors canβt do www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/n...
18.10.2025 04:53 β π 2500 π 479 π¬ 4 π 29Woke up from a gnarly intense dream. Someone halp
17.10.2025 11:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wild
29.09.2025 17:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why is half my "discover" TL shirtless bears?
29.09.2025 17:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have been unable to refill my meds because credit and other bills have eaten up what I've been able to beg or otherwise bring in. Thresholds:
$500 to make next payment cycle, avoid dunning notices
$1000 to also get psych bill current, refill meds
Please help.
www.paypal.biz/elderkitsune
CONFIRMED: ICE activity in Maplewood and North in Chicagoβs Wicker Park / Humboldt neighborhood. Just saw a neighbor kidnapped.
17.09.2025 15:04 β π 62 π 48 π¬ 7 π 4
