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Paging @nbcnews.com or @macys.bsky.social: Why does Santa Claus need a chyron?

If you’re gonna try to sell me your used shoes, with your feet inside said shoes, please at least perform some basic sprucing up of said feet. Yuck.

This is a wild turn for any staffer to a guy who was a Democrat until a few years ago.

The other day, MH observed that Ryan Seacrest is the Marco Rubio of pop culture (ie, the one guy doing all the jobs). Its only shortcoming is that it’s inverted; Marco Rubio is the Ryan Seacrest of politics, because Seacrest did it first.

Sayings that should be banned:
“The _____ of it all.” It’s over. Stop.
“Be so for real” (aka “be so fr”). Beyond over. Please, no more.

Obviously, the numbers six and seven for reasons that need not be explained.

May they be buried at the core of the earth at the end of 2025, never to resurface.

White paper receipt with ticket number “69” printed on it in gray

A birds’ eye view of the surface of a cup of hot chocolate with foamed milk poured over the top, forming a leafy fern design

Noice | more than nice; actually gorg.

Of course starving Americans is a catastrophe. But it’s HIS catastrophe. Tuesday’s results prove voters blame him/GOP for shutdown. Let them own America’s starvation & govt workers working for $0. That Dems have compassion & GOP has none is 1) not newsworthy & 2) better shown than stated. #shutdown

Normalize talking about #grief.

It’s crazy how someone can be the president of the United States for ~six years and still be so uneducated about how policy gets made.

I canvassed for #Spanberger for weeks and never once got to do it with #WallaceShawn!

*whispers* you may wanna talk to your supervisor about this.

This feels as strongly a rebuke of Miyares as an embrace of Jones.

There’s something poetic about #NYC electing a historically young, #Muslim immigrant as #NYC mayor a year into the 2nd admin of an NYC-bred president whose political ascent came at the expense of immigrants, esp brown immigrants, & esp immigrants from Muslim-majority countries. #NYCMayoralRace

Honestly, I’m counting this as another win for the American electorate.

Ridiculousness Is Canceled After 1,700 Episodes MTV has cancelled Rob Dyrdek’s ‘Ridiculousness’ after 14 years and 1,700 episodes. Currently, the show makes up a huge portion of the network’s daily programming.

MTV has cancelled Rob Dyrdek’s ‘Ridiculousness’ after 14 years and 1,700 episodes. Currently, the show makes up a huge portion of the network’s daily programming.

#Spanberger was born in NJ, and #Sherrill was born in VA. 🤔 It’s a veritable O. Henry story.

This sounds so perfectly cozy! I’m jelly.

Whoa. Buckle up, Richmond.

It’s a good night to be a #woman and a great night to be a #Democrat. Shaping up to be a tough night for the #BeretCaucus though.

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page. LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words. LAWYER. Have you been hurt in an accidental at? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It’s full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.

I’m finding this unreasonably funny

Literally just told someone about this last week.

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

he thinks they’re for petting 🥺

You can’t

#baseball is some crazy shit. I love it so much.

LOL the pitch spray looks like an exploded bag of jiffy pop. Just pitches everywhere.

I need to sleep, but I’ve invested in 7 innings of WS baseball, and I need to see it through. Plus they may need me for first or something. It’s looking dire in terms of players available. Put me in, coach…? Just kidding; I’m old.

So far my fave bit has been that Ohtani is starting … later today.

Love opening this app and discovering my entire follow list watching the bottom of the 14th of #WorldSeries game 3. This game is unreal.

#NewBling

Live Updates: Charlie Kirk, Right-Wing Activist, Fatally Shot in Utah

Pretty sure I disagreed with this guy on literally every thing. That said, no one deserves this. Good heavens. I’m sick.

Live Updates: Charlie Kirk, Right-Wing Activist, Fatally Shot in Utah www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...