Maddie

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Read my story about two men and a donkey named Raphael open.substack.com/pub/madeline...

Buying a cookbook will have you buying shit like djon mustard and ‘liquid smoke’(?)

Praying that Australia gets to join in on the Trump tariffs

Starting to confront the fact that. I might be small

I am not bald… but if I were I’d want you to kiss my shiny bald head!

Parking Lot Rituals - A contemplation on urban environments open.substack.com/pub/madeline...

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Unfortunately this was taken away by PistModernism

You’re back somewhere that feels familiar: normal shelves full of normal(?) products. You find your KNIXHULT and STAMSILL, but someone will have to retrieve the MORTFORSes from storage. The self serve machine asks you if you want a hot dog. You wish all vege sossiges could taste this good.

I had to check if this is real what the fuck

You are lost. Sombre music plays as you walk through studies and children’s bedrooms. They are sets, but feel like windows into something real. You look around you for answers, but only find incantations: KLEPPSTAD… GRIMSBU… VARMBLIXT…Through a window in a night-time apartment, a city skyline glows.

University login dashboard

Tomorrow Rowling's gonna be telling me to follow my dreams

My university chose his most boring quote imaginable. If he's gonna be on there at least show me something about the woke mind virus

Of the 59 fiction books I read last year, my favourites were:

Invisible Cities
Perfume
City of Saints and Madmen
A Hat Full of Sky
Watchmen
Dark Tales (Shirley Jackson)
and Monstrous Regiment

At least the dot is a gentle blue rather than an evil red

Overall I think she show stellar, but the last season does get too convoluted for its own good, which is probably why I put off watching the last two episodes when they came out.

Attack on Titan is a deeply nihilistic show inhabited by main characters that are shockingly hopeful nonetheless

a man's home is his castle. stay vigilant tonight folks

They need to invent a sport that advantages short people

Avacado strait jacket

Reminiscing on the time my high school religion teacher said he didn’t like Greta thunberg because she was rude

… does this site not have hashtags

Conducting tests to determine the purpose of the mystery third switch

You will never be this cozy

Please help

Fuck yes

I am proud to announce that my table has gained an orifice