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04.12.2025 05:18 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@capitaloftexas.bsky.social
austin. he/him. 30-something texan transplanted to minnesota. professional musician and even more professional faggot. π³οΈβπ all other socials: carillonghorn (this account is very nsfw so you know me in real lifeβ¦ look away)
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04.12.2025 05:18 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I canβt take any more of America being America, Iβm going to explode like a white guilt limpet mine
03.12.2025 08:08 β π 30 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0i donβt know why it took me eight christmases at this job to decorate up in the bell tower
but i did and itβs so festive, mariah whomst?
this hump day brought to you by my electric blanket that made it reeeeeeally hard to get out of bed this morning
03.12.2025 16:32 β π 48 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0i know π€
03.12.2025 16:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0itβs just doing its best to oppress bottoms, just like god intended π
03.12.2025 15:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0god dammit itβs snowing again ugh
we got eight and a half inches (π) this weekend; thatβs enough please and thanks
are you looking in a mirror? because yes! π
02.12.2025 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0well i never
02.12.2025 02:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βbig butts and big nutsβ would be a great band name tbh
02.12.2025 02:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youβve got me blushing on the bus, thanks π³
01.12.2025 23:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
01.12.2025 23:26 β π 30 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0shut up thereβs no way youβre older than 33 at most
01.12.2025 23:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0stawppp youβre just trynna flatter me π«£
01.12.2025 23:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(this got a chuckle out of me ngl)
well, i appreciate the compliment anyway π
yβall i have been working on a project all damn day and iβm not even halfway through π©
01.12.2025 22:46 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0psh nawww
(also, as much as i post my peepee you havenβt seen it before now?! π€£π)
nahhh, donβt do that! π
01.12.2025 22:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0letβs start an over 30 selfie thread β¨
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post an old dick pic!
first one i ever took (i think) circa 2012
A roadside sign on a building with a brick exterior and red awnings reads, βFOR ONCE IβD JUST LIKE TO SPIRAL INTO CONTROL.β
mood
01.11.2024 03:48 β π 548 π 115 π¬ 12 π 7A picture of Jigglypuff with the text βNormalise Being A Lil Fruityβ.
28.11.2025 00:13 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0so iβm baked and just likeβ¦ spent a good couple minutes looking at my foot thatβs peeking out from under my blanket
i have ugly feet lmao
happy (american) thanksgiving, bloomfies!! thanks for putting up with my bitching and peepee pics, ily π₯°
27.11.2025 16:53 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0whatβs a movie you never tire of?
27.11.2025 14:54 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 1 π 3i have never seen that, believe it or not
27.11.2025 14:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you know i love a herend moment
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