Beth

If by some miracle I ever get to meet @stephenking.bsky.social think the first question I’ll ask him is “what drugs did you run out of to make such a shitty ending to the long walk” like we all needed you to take one more bump and fix that shit

I’m so high and tired I genuinely read like 20 replies and THEN realized they meant people were gonna shove it up their asses. I genuinely was like “what is it gonna explode in the sand from the heat??”

Hey man, I just finished reading The Long Walk recently and I just got a question about the ending, what the fuck was that?

That’s what they called me in high school

I knew we were cooked as a society when everyone just sorta decided they were sick of dealing with Covid and everyone just decided to pretend like it wasn't a thing anymore.

Straight up thought this was hair and was like “Ik that man doesn’t have that much hair”

They're calling me the sleepiest little guy. They're saying no one has ever been so tuckered out. They saying I'm pooped.

what if mercurio and tybalt just kissed about it instead

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HELL YEAH BROTHER

Says the most lovable person alive

God I caught myself almost saying happy birthday like 3 times today I felt so fucking stupid 😭

I DONT WANT TO FORGIVE N FORGET I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYOONE WHO DOES ME WRONG N WATCH THEM WRITHE IN PAIN !!!

This is what it feels like when you’ve been laying on your pillow weird for a long time

Me when my ball of yarn doesnt just roll while I crochet and gets stuck

Been reading the book for Odd Thomas recently and it’s actually baffling how word for word they did scenes in the movie. Watching the movie i was like “wow the book for this must be amazing” and it’s like??? This is the same thing???

What do the zodiac girlies have to say about what this means

Me

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This u

So how is my entire feed politics

Insane how no matter what my interests are listed as on here, that more than half of my feed is either nsfw and politics. Like who do you think I am BlueSky???

Me when I find a nice denim jacket

Check it

Her beloved sister who likes to knock her cat tree over cause she runs at it so fast

My child

mc escher’s famous painting: “lots of stairs”

this and a slinky >>>

Cat just put her paw in my mouth while I was yawning, I think I know a thing or two about parenting

And they’re right

Thought this was a sketchbook lol