Lucrezier

Lucrezier

@lucrezier.bsky.social

#IfYouAreTheOne #wanggang tragic Former Eurovision enthusiast Moved to the country by mistake

33 Followers 180 Following 66 Posts Joined Sep 2023
2 months ago

Maybe it was the cooking then? Have you tried steaming of stir frying them? They taste completely different when they’re not colourless & mushy!

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2 months ago

fwiw if you have that gene that makes cruciferous veggies taste foul I think you might be fighting a losing battle?

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2 months ago

Oh I’m talking oodles of cheese sauce that would logically cancel out any health benefits from the broccoli

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2 months ago

CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE

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3 months ago
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skeletor from masters of the universe is flexing his muscles and saying curses ... foiled again . ALT: skeletor from masters of the universe is flexing his muscles and saying curses ... foiled again .
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3 months ago

Yep. They age like dogs

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3 months ago

Have you unleashed the divorce spell again yet?

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3 months ago

Six and a half man

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3 months ago

If you would like to swap am currently at primary school disco eating “nachos” with old El Paso seasoning & cold aldi grated cheese whilst One Direction is blaring

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3 months ago

are you performing witchcraft to make people in your immediate vicinity renovate now?

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6 months ago
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@shmouflon.scorpinc.social

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7 months ago
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Excelling in … Excel? Inside the high-stakes, secretive world of competitive spreadsheeting New documentary Spreadsheet Champions follows six competitors as they head to the Microsoft Office Specialist world championship in Florida

@shmouflon.scorpinc.social can I expect to see you starting in this????

www.theguardian.com/film/2025/au...

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8 months ago

are you serious? 😳

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8 months ago
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9 months ago

Sat down on edge of seat designed for 6 ppl. Am being aggressively stared at by woman sitting cross legged feeding her baby Cheezels taking up 2/3 of the space

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9 months ago

Is every single woman who joins the Libs issued with a straight shoulder-length bob hairstyle, 1 white suit & 1 black suit? #auspol

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9 months ago

Please note that Albo got blessed by the new pope then a few hours later the Nats announced they were divorcing the Libs
#auspol
@batshit-auspol.bsky.social

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9 months ago

Attempting to compose something amusing about the National Party’s decision to leave the coalition because they’ve decided people who live outside capital cities want nuclear power

Fuck me drunk have any of them spoken to anyone who doesn’t own a mining company in the last two years? #auspol

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9 months ago

10yo nephew: do you have a plastic bag?
Me: big or small?
10yo: small
Me: like this? (Holds up freezer bag)
10yo: No. Smaller. Like ones you keep teeth in
Me: ??? What do you mean keep teeth in???
10yo: People teeth

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10 months ago
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NO GOVERNMENT! ALL CRIME IS LEGAL!

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10 months ago

The only abc personalities not on the election coverage right now are the cast of playschool
#auspol #ausvotes #binnight

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10 months ago

did I just Jeremy Fernandez dancing across the screen excitedly in some kind of Anthony Green cosplay? #auspol #ausvotes

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10 months ago

people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting

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10 months ago

Dear non-Catholic World Leaders,

No Catholic woman has worn a veil to church since 1986

(except for Melania apparently)

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10 months ago

btw if you sort you books in colour order you should be imprisoned

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10 months ago

Question for anyone who was a bookish child

Were your books arranged in library order or some other kind of system? Or were they just haphazardly placed on the shelf?

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10 months ago

i’ve never known someone always in such close proximity to reno’s

has scott cam stolen this account

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11 months ago

reading this in Kelsey Grammar’s voice

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11 months ago

Does two children named Odin at the same teeny tiny school seem excessive to anyone else or is this just a me thing?

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11 months ago

he really is just an angry, dense oompa loompa isn’t he

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