Lucrezier

Yep. They age like dogs

Have you unleashed the divorce spell again yet?

Six and a half man

If you would like to swap am currently at primary school disco eating “nachos” with old El Paso seasoning & cold aldi grated cheese whilst One Direction is blaring

are you performing witchcraft to make people in your immediate vicinity renovate now?

@shmouflon.scorpinc.social

Excelling in … Excel? Inside the high-stakes, secretive world of competitive spreadsheeting New documentary Spreadsheet Champions follows six competitors as they head to the Microsoft Office Specialist world championship in Florida

@shmouflon.scorpinc.social can I expect to see you starting in this????

www.theguardian.com/film/2025/au...

are you serious? 😳

Sat down on edge of seat designed for 6 ppl. Am being aggressively stared at by woman sitting cross legged feeding her baby Cheezels taking up 2/3 of the space

Is every single woman who joins the Libs issued with a straight shoulder-length bob hairstyle, 1 white suit & 1 black suit? #auspol

Please note that Albo got blessed by the new pope then a few hours later the Nats announced they were divorcing the Libs
#auspol
@batshit-auspol.bsky.social

Attempting to compose something amusing about the National Party’s decision to leave the coalition because they’ve decided people who live outside capital cities want nuclear power

Fuck me drunk have any of them spoken to anyone who doesn’t own a mining company in the last two years? #auspol

10yo nephew: do you have a plastic bag?
Me: big or small?
10yo: small
Me: like this? (Holds up freezer bag)
10yo: No. Smaller. Like ones you keep teeth in
Me: ??? What do you mean keep teeth in???
10yo: People teeth

NO GOVERNMENT! ALL CRIME IS LEGAL!

The only abc personalities not on the election coverage right now are the cast of playschool
#auspol #ausvotes #binnight

did I just Jeremy Fernandez dancing across the screen excitedly in some kind of Anthony Green cosplay? #auspol #ausvotes

people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting

Dear non-Catholic World Leaders,

No Catholic woman has worn a veil to church since 1986

(except for Melania apparently)

btw if you sort you books in colour order you should be imprisoned

Question for anyone who was a bookish child

Were your books arranged in library order or some other kind of system? Or were they just haphazardly placed on the shelf?

i’ve never known someone always in such close proximity to reno’s

has scott cam stolen this account

reading this in Kelsey Grammar’s voice

Does two children named Odin at the same teeny tiny school seem excessive to anyone else or is this just a me thing?

he really is just an angry, dense oompa loompa isn’t he

Teli!!!! 🩷💚❤️💛🧡💙💜

I think labor should have campaigners put on realistic Peter Dutton masks and just have them loom around the general population for a few weeks, I think after several Dutton viewings people will start to feel unsettled and scared

Quakers condemn police raid on Westminster Meeting House Police broke into a Quaker Meeting House last night (27 March) and arrested six young people holding a meeting over concerns for the climate and Gaza.

Nothing to see here, just the met breaking into a Quaker meeting house to arrest people having a meeting about climate change and Gaza www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...

any chance you kept your fake id from high school?