The Qataris have built their own St Kilda Junction in Doha.
Graduating was one of my highest anchovyments
![A victim statement seen by the ABC describes the incident in detail.
"The person entered the venue making threats like, 'I will send you back to Allah,' 'I will kill you all,' 'Death to Muslims,'" the statement read.
"The person started to assault [a victim] by punching him in the face and holding his neck and kicking him."
Police said the alleged attacker was not arrested at the scene and was instead asked "to move on".
"On arrival, [police] located a man being detained by people in the hall," a police spokesperson said.
"A 37-year-old man was interviewed by police at the scene and was then given a direction to move on.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xdnipexki6uc22sii2tb56zt/bafkreib3rzgrm2s7auithlmr3kntrgrfij2gngpcl6armcy6pwpb7c4u6i)
dafuq are cops for again?
RIP to my Alma Mato ๐
Docklands, Melbourne
TIMOTHY CHALAMET: nobody gives a fuck about a guy cranking an organ grinder.
ME: you stupid fucking piece of shit
TIMOTHY CHALAMET: and nobody gives a fuck about the monkey with a little hat going around and collecting tips
ME: philistine. Uncultured Swine
Northern hemisphere nonsense
Sure, whatever
the US & israel kicked this off unprovoked by attacking a school full of kids, i'm not sure why the fuck i'm supposed to see a headline about their murder infrastructure being destroyed and think "oh no, what a bad development"
If these trees can survive the piss and cigarettes and vapes and whatever else Elizabeth St throws at them and still grow this tall in only a few years, I'm sure the eucalypts at City Square will be providing us with shade in no time.
Hosting a wake for my vacuum.
Gone too soon.
Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's ๐๐ป๐ถ๐พ๐๐ฒ, sounds ๐๐บ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐, and captures the ๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐ต๐ถ๐บ. I get it. He wasn't just your father โ he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:
According to legend, a blood moon occurs when you wipe too much.
So many moon fans (lunatics?) out taking photos in Docklands.
I don't think we need any, but I'm really excited about this visitor centre, the current one is tiny and the toilets are dreadful. Glad that we'll have great facilities here to match the Penguin Parade's.
All our sunrises and sunsets bending round the edges of the earth to shine on the moon. ๐ด
RIP Kyle and Jackie O, 2000-2026
Did you know we're building a new Capital Hill on the Great Ocean Road?
Unfortunately Transport Victoria have stopped showing this hot guy's tummy.
My friend Alex pulled a little zine out of her pocket last year to give to me and it was so delightful. I agree, more pocket art!
Been playing Let's Go Pikachu with my niece. I'm drawing a picture of her team, still got to add her and Pikachu.
Went out to dinner with family and my niece pulled this out of her pocket to give to me! ๐
Are you going to the Sydney Road festival tomorrow? I'm gonna have a chat with Peter Khalil if he's there.
Israel bombed an elementary girls school in Minab, Iran. The unprovoked attack has killed 24 people and our PM is supportive of it.
Israel has launched an attack on Iran, its defense minister announces.
Witnesses have reported explosions in Iranโs capital, Tehran.
(apnews.com/article/iran...)
I want a Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie the Sequel
When she's my age she's gonna be repulsed that we ever ran diesel trains in here instead of electric ones.
I don't think it's a good idea to build pedophile tower in Schoolies City.
