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Blonde Matthew

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The only tour guide in Melbourne.

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According to legend, a blood moon occurs when you wipe too much.

03.03.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many moon fans (lunatics?) out taking photos in Docklands.

03.03.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think we need any, but I'm really excited about this visitor centre, the current one is tiny and the toilets are dreadful. Glad that we'll have great facilities here to match the Penguin Parade's.

03.03.2026 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lunar eclipse or blood moon as seen from Docklands, Melbourne.

Lunar eclipse or blood moon as seen from Docklands, Melbourne.

All our sunrises and sunsets bending round the edges of the earth to shine on the moon. πŸ”΄

03.03.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP Kyle and Jackie O, 2000-2026

03.03.2026 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 19
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A mighty welcome for visitors to the Twelve Apostles The stunning Twelve Apostles Visitor Experience Centre continues to take shape, with the building’s vast faΓ§ade now complete.

It's the new Great Ocean Road visitor centre: www.rdv.vic.gov.au/news/a-might...

03.03.2026 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The new Great Ocean Road visitor centre being built next to the Twelve Apostles.

The new Great Ocean Road visitor centre being built next to the Twelve Apostles.

Did you know we're building a new Capital Hill on the Great Ocean Road?

03.03.2026 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Unfortunately Transport Victoria have stopped showing this hot guy's tummy.

03.03.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My friend Alex pulled a little zine out of her pocket last year to give to me and it was so delightful. I agree, more pocket art!

02.03.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of the Pokemon Cloyster, Rapidash, and Kabutops

Illustration of the Pokemon Cloyster, Rapidash, and Kabutops

Been playing Let's Go Pikachu with my niece. I'm drawing a picture of her team, still got to add her and Pikachu.

02.03.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Line drawing from my 5yo niece of Eevee. I can see she drew a cross first to get the face proportions accurately.

Line drawing from my 5yo niece of Eevee. I can see she drew a cross first to get the face proportions accurately.

Went out to dinner with family and my niece pulled this out of her pocket to give to me! 😍

01.03.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you going to the Sydney Road festival tomorrow? I'm gonna have a chat with Peter Khalil if he's there.

28.02.2026 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Israel bombed an elementary girls school in Minab, Iran. The unprovoked attack has killed 24 people and our PM is supportive of it.

28.02.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Israel has launched an attack on Iran, its defense minister announces.

Witnesses have reported explosions in Iran’s capital, Tehran.

(apnews.com/article/iran...)

28.02.2026 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 18

I want a Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie the Sequel

26.02.2026 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My niece looking at the V-Line trains from Southern Cross Station's concourse

My niece looking at the V-Line trains from Southern Cross Station's concourse

When she's my age she's gonna be repulsed that we ever ran diesel trains in here instead of electric ones.

25.02.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think it's a good idea to build pedophile tower in Schoolies City.

24.02.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Comment from me "Someone should eat that monkey, end the suffering."
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Comment from me "Someone should eat that monkey, end the suffering." Instagram pop-up underneath: This comment looks similar to others that have been reported. Learn more

Whatever happened to free speech??

22.02.2026 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I listen to the podcast and the podcast listens to me.

20.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"Shrek was a doco β™‘" reads the black graffiti sprayed on the boarded-up window of an abandoned house in Brunswick.

"Shrek was a doco β™‘" reads the black graffiti sprayed on the boarded-up window of an abandoned house in Brunswick.

13.11.2024 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Pauline Hanson has spent decades demonising Muslims in the Senate with zero consequences, but put an anti-fascist poster on your bar wall and the AFP comes knocking. Labor's first scalp under their hate speech laws isn't a hate group and that says everything.

19.02.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 461    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7

BROKE: Australia should not develop nukes

WOKE: Australia should develop nukes

BESPOKE: Australia already developed nukes with the assistance of Aum Shinrikyo, as evidenced by the Banjawarn Station incident of 1993

18.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy Lunar New Year. Giddy up!

17.02.2026 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hair looks good today

17.02.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tourist asked if there's some niche Australian phrase they can say when they're back home and bump into an Aussie. I taught them "Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus."

15.02.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Funny looking trains

15.02.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Wartortle from PokΓ©mon. She's right, it looks like a squirtle with ears.

Wartortle from PokΓ©mon. She's right, it looks like a squirtle with ears.

5yo niece saw a squirtle evolve into wartortle and said indignantly "He just grew some ears? That's it??"

14.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree, AI is a fantasy.

13.02.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0