@abh93.bsky.social
kevin durant burner account musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to eathotchip.bsky.social i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe (...uga braves LFC) i'd rather be eating lemon pepper wet or watching a weird old film
these and more characters, that you won't see, at the cinemar
"To repeat these options, press the Starkey"
my mom loved this show and boston legal so much, i assumed they were like sex and the city big for a while there
armando iannucci, sweating and delirious from a 3 day fever dream: and he buys them all florsheims
KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.”
YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
this person is a buffalo sports fan. just listening to "ice cream" will be too much lactose for them
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eat, and I can’t emphasize this enough, shit jewishinsider.com/2026/03/adl-...
You should be able to rent a Switch 2 at the library 😤
glad i don't care too much about the falcons because seeing the vikes nab murray while atlanta gears up for the year of tua would make me feel like shit if i allowed this team to affect my emotions
*patrick stump voice*
me and pete
in the wake of his AA
mines in straits
nah he thought lem peps were too "zesty" and "gay" and "for vaxxoids"
has the adl condemned tummy hort
Someone should suggest a funny one. I'd try but my court hearing just started. Oh wait darth hawktua. sith on that thing.
no offense but why assume this when hawaii has become a playground for the rich at the expense of everyone else who lives there? seems clear to me why many oppose statehood (tbf i don't think independence is "all upside" either)
Forgot about this classic news chyron
*guitar goes da-na, da* now they're beating the cowboys
i just wanna give my alms,
recite the shahada,
quote the prophet,
2025: He's called Big Dumper because of his giant ass and we all love him!
2026: He's called Big Dumper because he's a big pile of shit
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next he's gonna go back to college to break kobe's ncaa records
if your enemy is of a choleric temper, do a little "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses" routine for him!
if bam is going to eclipse kobe accomplishments may I suggest he punch out reggie miller next
omar little "i robs drug dealers" voice:
we have the white panther party at home
most reasonable josh allen fan
kael had a lot of misses but this has got to be top 5 most ridiculous
