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bluesky/favorite my skeets/nothing but bluesky/skibidi i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to eathotchip.bsky.social georgian, but not the stalin kind, the lemon pepper wet kind

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christopher plummer in malcolm x

christopher plummer in malcolm x

05.12.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nobody is trying to read that

05.12.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't forget to wipe your doodoo ass hole

05.12.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think the top 5 video game characters of all time are otacon...otacon, otacon, otacon and otacon. because he pisses hot fire

05.12.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

absolutely it did, thanks man!

05.12.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait what??? holy shit this should just be the default

05.12.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have always sucked at these games but i love the struggle

05.12.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there is a joke i could tell involving charlie kirk and the university of oklahoma student who sucks at writing but it'll get me put on a list

05.12.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the nikita in metal gear solid is so damn annoying to control

05.12.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pat m****e covering "coming clean"

05.12.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

go post more thicc samus fanart about it incel

05.12.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every white male football fan i know above age 35 has unchapped lips at the ready to help him achieve coitus

05.12.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wrote about CNN partnering with a gambling app that lets you wager on famine in Gaza, what this shift portends in our media, the obvious moral hazards of this arrangement, and โ€œnewsโ€ as politically impotent, disempowering spectator sport

05.12.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 303    ๐Ÿ” 146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

not everyone with whom you have political disagreements is a cult member. the ones around my area seem to mostly do food drives and show up to protests

05.12.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is that a guild he's playing? nice

05.12.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

based spurs?

05.12.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

liberals: LISTEN TO WOMEN

also liberals: not those women, we meant like hillary clinton

05.12.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a liberal complaining that nobody's perfect and it's a circular firing squad when progressives criticize newsom

a liberal complaining that nobody's perfect and it's a circular firing squad when progressives criticize newsom

the tent is big enough for a transphobe who breaks up homeless encampments but not for a bunch of old ladies who don't like war

05.12.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"So last time, Tony Soprano, the boss of our mob family, what were we both up to in our earlier scenes? Have we been referred to directly by any other characters?"

05.12.2025 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm not left or right of dick cheney, i'm north of him

05.12.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ms. Rachel is a kind & humane teacher whose offense is speaking up against killing children in Gaza. Cynthia Nixon has Jewish kids, and has never said or done one antisemitic thing.

This is not just gross & offensive โ€“ it trivializes real antisemitism. ๐Ÿงต

03.12.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 711    ๐Ÿ” 118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
a liberal saying progressive newsom critics are a circular firing squad and nobody's perfect

a liberal saying progressive newsom critics are a circular firing squad and nobody's perfect

i'm gonna start saying this shit but about psl and code pink and whoever on the left is getting yelled at

05.12.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either."

youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY

04.12.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3298    ๐Ÿ” 698    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 122    ๐Ÿ“Œ 220

the chad xi meme is dangerous in the hands of guys like this, only mature left wing shitposters like myself can handle it without brain leakage

05.12.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

having said that, i am for other forms of soft power such as banning russia from international sporting competitions. i just think we should be consistent and ban, say, israeli teams as well, and if fifa or the ioc decided to ban the u.s. for our crimes (imagine that!), i'd understand that as well.

05.12.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i've never heard it but tbf i'm from the rural south and no lie, i never met a jewish person until college, i just watched a ton of seinfeld reruns lol. elvis country is crazy

05.12.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they never said "no one can do anything if russia interferes," you're reading their statement in bad faith

05.12.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's not what the picture says

05.12.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SEE IT

SAY IT

SORTED

05.12.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pete is so upset he didn't come up with it that he has to go do a rape to feel normal again

05.12.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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