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"you're my bluesky, read my skeets today. lord, you know it makes me high when you repost what i say" i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to eathotchip.bsky.social, he/him

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robert conrad gotta be top 5 most evil murderers on columbo. i hate this dude!

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antonio jramsci west

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we need a bill the butcher of the left

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the opening of malcolm x, which never fails to move me, wouldn't be complete in its power without his score

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Frank Zamboni, inventor of the modern ice resurfacing machine that changed the games of hockey and ice skating forever

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Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick

Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

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Auspicious start for the new CBS News, laundering unattributed cop shit-talking through the incoming editor-in-chief’s blog and failing to correct a misspelling of the story subject’s name in the web headline for three days.

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better than vice signaling!

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for a culture built around a midday nap they are pretty unchill (i say this with love). the only truly laid back spaniard i can think of offhand is manu chao and he's also french so does he even count?

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Jews Muslims and Christians have always been there. Israel is a European colonial project. And an apartheid state that has committed a genocide. Holy books have no role to play in international law.

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This really highlights how negotiations between Israel and Palestine are negotiations between an occupier and an occupied people.

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the rascals

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Just saw a nasty word written in the world. It was SHIT. They wrote it on the wall in big letters and everything. Some people need to use their brains. Anyone, even a child, could read that word and the image of warm, brown shit would be in their heads. Disgusting! Not to mention the infamous smell.

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saw a clip of the recent one where they make fun of kristi noem and the old yeller reference must have made people who love dane cook and carlos mencia hoot and holler

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and I feel fine

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Free her!!!

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was hoping he'd go for black flag damaged but he's not even a year old so idk if he's ready to rise above yet

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let my son pick out a record to play this morning and he chose heartbeat city by the cars

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my son has figured out he can grab me by the beard and drag me around. it's over for this ho*

*dank serpico

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WE WILL NOT ALLOW THE NATIONAL GUARD TO ROLL INTO OUR CITIES (much quieter) and soak up a bunch of OT hours that local police have been expecting to pick up from guarding ICE agents as they drag your neighbors from their homes (loud again) SO DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH MY PEOPLE!!!

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Interesting how the corrupt, twisted G.W. Bush minions who built the flaming manure pit that Trump expanded to staggering dimensions suddenly want to pretend their hands don't stink.

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(andy ngo describing any photo of Portland with two or more people in it) looking at these frightening images one can't help but be reminded of that infamous day ten years ago when i got bonked in the head by some dessert

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How much money do you think DHS has expended so far on punishing this one man

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in basically every southern state the highest paid public official is not the governor or mayor of the capitol city, it's the state school's football coach

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saying guys "bond" over sports betting is like saying they bond over smoking crack. i mean, they do, but you probably wouldn't come up with that word first

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the atlantic doesn't even have fun word games

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he jarvis on my cocker til i pulp

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rip diane keaton, one of the most talented american actors of her generation. of course she was incredible in the godfathers and annie hall but i'll remember her best as louise bryant in reds

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