— JIM HAWKINS !

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▹ Sun's shining real, real
bright today!

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▹ Oh I'm in danger

callienotes

FUCK OFF YES HE DID HES JUST NOT USED TO IT

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▹ Great weather today!

callienotes

Hawkins to me is transmasc and aroace he's not immune to the beam... came up with the transmascness on the spot

He came up to his father one day and said 'Being a girl sucks can you cut my hair' and he was so relieved. Mother not as much but she grew to prefer his happiness

HAHAHAAAA

// IS AW THAT FUCKING TWEET

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▹ I knew you'd get owned,
That Fagsome Devil.. but I
didn't know you'd get owned
*so* hard.

▹ ...

▹ wait-- WHAT-- NO. WHAT'S
HAPPENING. WHY AM--

▹ OH, the transmasc thing. Ah. Of
course. What else could it be.

I have a liver thats fighting for its life!

skill issue

‹ Drink and the devil
had done for the rest!

‹ It's easy if you're lazy with it!
I haven't made wine myself in
a while but *good* wine takes
a lot of meticulous inspection
and a lot of time! Same goes
with the rest of alcohol!

‹ ...

‹ You studied biology?

Oh god this guy had a future.

callienotes

... i buried my head in my hands so deep upon reading the word yandere

‹ HEY-- I don't even know
if it *exists!* I mean, we
could always go and ask
the blood store if you want.

‹ Vampires love blood but
they also love wine. A
collaboration is pretty
much bound to happen.

‹ Nope! I want to try though,
it shouldn't be that different
from the process of making
and aging wine.

‹ Blood wine? I should do that.
And you're going to try it.

callienotes

FUUUUCK IM NOT LOGGED INTO DIMENTIO ON MOBILE I CAN'T BOTHER BOWSER

[ unrelated but that one scene in Mulan(?) but its about Hyde (in my head he plays Laura in a Styrian Rhapsody) . Like.

"Well, not ALL our chemically formed alter egos can be accupuncturists!"

"nooo. /your/ Alter ago had to be a CROSS DRESSER." ]

callienotes

hawkins and randy are the 'fuck around and find out' duo now

‹ Maaaaybe? The process a loong
time though. Fresh cheese can
be waited for up to about 6 hours
but if we want to age it, then it'd
have to be years.

‹ ... We should try that, actually!
I think Jouse himself has cheese
cellars.

‹ Well, I don't think he likes
drinking blood so this is
just a detour.

‹ Do you think they sell
blood cheese?

He's been told about how blood
tastes by the vampyrs... I mean,
he's tried blood himself, his own,
and it isn't very good but who
knows, maybe the blood has
other flavors.

‹ Pshhh, what's a little
lawsuit gonna do to me?
I'm above the law! My
group too!

‹ Oh, for vampires? Cool!
I've always wanted to try
blood!

Hawkins what

‹ Do you think people would
like it if I made a Bloody Mary
with actual blood? You could
try it first.

Hmmmmmmmmm.

‹ ... Sightsee it is! I've
never been here before!

‹ I don't usually travel by
foot too, so this is
something new. :D

Even so despite being
inmortal he is still
susceptible to injuries,
they heal much quicker
but he'll still be careful.

‹ Oh-- right!

Usually he doesn't let
people ruffle his hair at all,
but this time he can't help
but giggle.

‹ I forgot about him! Uh.

Thinking. One option is
more practical, the
other is funnier.

‹ Do I get his number or
do we keep on hunting?

‹ it's just the quantity and
quality of that change is the
thing that varies.

‹ So.. if you play your cards
right— which doesn't even
need that much effort—and
wait, they'll go real far.

‹ That someone could even
be yourself.

‹ Yeah, being a bartender for
so long grants you a kinda
wisdom. And I like being
optimistic about things.

Hawkins reaches out to pat
Randy on the back.

‹ I mean.. it's pretty much
guaranteed that love will
change a person,

callienotes

14yo bartender gives you the best advice you've ever heard in your life while you're hammered on raspberry vodka shots

Hawkins is lost in thought for a
few moments. Bartender wisdom
is activated.

‹ Love changes people.
I love my band! They've fixed
up my life and made me keep
up my happiness.

‹ Maybe you can find a love
that changes you that way
someday soon.

‹ I don't think you're weak.
I think everyone has their
strength. They've just yet to
find it most of the time.

‹ And who knows, maybe
you're right. Love might not
all be that bad, it's just... too
easily corruptable.

callienotes

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY ACCURATE. JIM DOESN'T LIKE UNFAIR FIGHTS